This isn't satire. No jokes. This is the President of the United States telling Norway that he's going to take Greenland from Denmark because Norway didn't give him a peace prize.
This isn't Orange Man Bad. This is Orange Man Mad.
A medieval Christmas hedgehog to put the finishing touch on your holiday 🎄🦔
This little guy dates from around 1302 and can be found in Verdun, Bibliothèque Municipale MS 107, fol. 8
Explains why Lisa turns to Becky, because at least she knows Becky loves her, even if she is not who she really wants. Irony is Becky did willingly leave Lisa, for money, whereas Carla had to be physically removed and kidnapped to keep her away from Lisa. #swarla
Becky is Lisa's first gf, which means her understanding of love is from Becky and Carla. We know from Lisa's chat with Roy that her experience of love with becky is never leaving each other, even after screaming at each other. Therefore, from Lisa's POV when 'Carla' tells her 1/
She has moved on and they are definitely over, then Lisa is probably going to question whether Carla ever loved her, because if Carla loved her, then she wouldn't leave her right? There would always be a way back. Those thoughts are going to be heartbreaking for Lisa and prob 2/
Trying to imagine Carla's response to Charity's flirting while she's waiting in hospital for news on her critically injured soul mate and daughter after been kidnapped for 3 weeks... #Corriedale
@TheConnorSwains 💯 imo this part of the storyline is to answer that hypothetical question that Lisa could never answer - if Carla wasn't here, would you be with Becky. The answer is no, even when all hope seems to be lost with Carla, Lisa still won't choose Becky.
Becky is going to rig it so the 'gang' attacks no.6 on Xmas day isn't she. Blames Costello so Lisa doesn't know who to trust other than her. Persuades Lisa going to Spain is the only way to keep safe. #Swarla
@TheConnorSwains I sometimes wonder, when I'm feeling particularly delusional, if there is a 2nd storyline happening alongside this one, that's hidden atm but comes out later & we find out Lisa has been working with an AC unit all this time. Would xplain y she can't tell Carla if it's official.
Here we go! #LiteraryAdventCalendar Day 1, and it's one of my all-time favourites: journalist Lynn Barber attempts to interview Margaret, Duchess of Argyll, (ultra posh, with a scandalous past) about her book on dinner parties.
What if Becky is playing everyone, and everything she has said is a lie, even to Costello. What if she didn't steal money and there isn't a gang after her? What if she lied so Costello would help her disappear with a new id when she knew AC were looking into her? What if #Swarla
Carla is going to break up with Lisa, not because she is upset with what Lisa has done, but because she hates the way she herself has been acting, isn't she 😭 #Swarla
This is awful and beyond the realms of what anyone would see as basic decency for human beings.
It's awful not just for trans people but for anyone who doesn't present with narrow stereotypes of
femininity and doesnt want the state policing women's appearance.