HAHA! The cat probably saved the entire performance with its outdated & overdone play....
VIDEO: Watch a wayward cat upstage performers in final scene of ‘Romeo and Juliet’
https://t.co/CQY0kWy64D
In fairness, he didn't have a ticket....
VIDEO: Champion fighter Sean Strickland booted from Trump’s ‘UFC Freedom 250’ fan fest event #ufc#UFCWhiteHouse250
https://t.co/GMZuhjSO9s
HA! And we all thought things couldn't get any worse after he showed up drunk & vomited on himself at the #UFC Weigh-in #UFCWhiteHouse250
VIDEO: Josh Hokit makes strange Michelle Obama callout during post-win interview at UFC White House card
https://t.co/iLDpdW65bu
HA!
Maybe a good idea if you can afford it but I believe in the 'old fashion' way of just picking someone up & taking them back to your cheap hotel....
Inside the Vegas £3,700 ($6900)-a-night sex resort loved by A-listers offering World Cup-themed orgies
https://t.co/5kIulX5FRf
Another older John Daly story, but his stories are always good...
VIDEO: John Dalys $5,800 Golf Bet With a Drunk NFL Star Becomes a Legendary Lesson Would You Have Taken the Deal?
https://t.co/VPTai3aVVB
Just 34 & all were open....well they do say it has Lower Calories & Carbs....
Florida man arrested with 34 open cans of White Claw in his car during traffic stop
https://t.co/FbG3TaPo3Y
HA! Give him a break....
VIDEO: #UFC Star Josh Hokit Shows Up To Weigh-Ins Drunk, Pukes All Over Himself During Unhinged Moment At White House
https://t.co/TspLpL1avu
HAHA!
He's 81 yrs old - people need to realize that Pensioners do what they want, When they want - whether they are famous or not!
Outrage as Rod Stewart seen drinking at Scotland game — after canceling CA show just 40 minutes before it was set to begin
https://t.co/zb3qEo3gBx
Back Home now & pouring myself my First (of many) Gin & Tonics of the night
No guests, just me, BTW drinking alone is a myth!
Anyway, just to give you an idea, all my previous tweets tonite were SOBER Tweets (nothing to blame them on as many do 😎 ) - the Drunk Tweets will come..
The idea of #Alberta#Separation is VALID
The people running it are not. They have no leader, no plan & no vision
Unfortunately, when it fails (& it will fail), #Carney will use it as a vote of confidence for him & for existing policies to stay the same
This won't end well IMO
Nooo!
Just went upstairs to say goodbye to Mom (I have no desire to watch any soccer)
There was a NUN up there sitting with Mom & her friends...
I ran away scared & told Old Dad
DAD: Yeah, I know, its yer Ma's new pal Ellen. Be careful Boy, them people are always recruiting...
I hope you folks won some $$$
Not only did Google tell you who won the fight but they told you how he won - hours before the match even started (check the timestamp)
I guess just another lucky coincidence - nothing to see here, move along...
#furyhall#boxing
Place your bets accordingly....
This is odd & it happened before with the #Usyk fight
I asked Google #Gemini about the #boxing fight in advance and it correctly gave me the results hours before!
I did it again with Tommy Fury & Eddie Hall & got this:
HAHA! Really #Canada are you surprised? Really?
This guy hated everything about Canada & especially Western Canada - his actions spoke louder then his fake words
Don't blame him - blame every EASTERN CANADIAN who voted for him and then voted for #Carney
We in Western Canada do!
Canada hosted its first World Cup match in Toronto.
Justin Trudeau chose to attend the USA opener instead.
And yes, he was caught on camera jumping up to celebrate an American goal.
You really can't make this stuff up.
HA!
Old Dad has his BBQ going & "outsourced" all the work to my nephew Mikey
Tons of ribs/wings...with all of the 'Old Codgers' here, they will not last long
ME: Don't you mind doing all this work?
MIKEY: Nah, Gramps is all right, I like helping him
ME: HA, 1 day you will learn!
According to a new survey, about 9,000 European sex workers are expected to travel to North America for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, with another 22,000 considering the trip
We need #Russia back in the World Cup for obvious reasons....
This fake outrage over the corrupt #Ukraine needs to stop....
We need to see the world compete & politics can remain on the sidelines IMO....
#WorldCup
HA!
At my folks place & Old Dad (from Aberdeen) has a #Scotland Flag hanging to support his team in #WorldCup
ME: HA, Really?
DAD: Not an F'n chance in Hell, but that's where you & I differ: I support my team no matter what the odds where you change uniforms daily
I got nothing!
FAKE NEWS!
Big hero Captain, wrestling an old drunk with the help of many passengers....how is this even news??
Hero easyJet captain wrestles ‘blotto drunk’ passenger to the floor seconds before take-off from Luton
https://t.co/X1jrNqQKYN