🦊 Angry Militant Librarian 🦊

Librarian/crafter/mom/cancer warrior whose life is based on a zom rom com by Cristine de Pisan. She/Her #sarcomaofthespleen #bloggesstribe

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Taking the Offspring for a trim:

Everyone will have hair.
I won't.

The hair dressers
and little old ladies with
closer to God
will notice.

Awkward comments
like always.

I'm not "Brave."
Just crossing off
another thing on the list.

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@NiktheForgeBear You know I have to "well, actually"
1. You think we have the budget to buy leather bound copies? You're adorable!
2. You would have to do this at several locations to be thrown out of a system.
3. Some of us are notorious for reading Incident Reports for fun

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@NiktheForgeBear Though really as Librarian in Charge, suspended for one day at one branch.
And I'm going to have to have a lengthy discussion with you for my Report.

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@NiktheForgeBear And now I have to write an Incident Report.

Okay, maybe two ... one will be just for me.

[purr.in.ink @purrinink]

#cats

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Accepting I needed a motorized cart to function at the grocery was an act of pride: being smart enough to ask and feeling weak when I asked.

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Hold the line.
https://t.co/yxVVd5nIH8.

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@NiktheForgeBear Stoopid Monday

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@Geoff_Casavant I shall name him Clenchy of the Fourth Floor

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I think I need this pattern like breathing from my butt

https://t.co/zylNZFSN7I

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What do you do when you have "I'm a Barbie Girl" stuck in your head?

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Awoke dreaming of color pallets

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@NiktheForgeBear No attempt at humor here.
I'll use my fingers to break the wall.

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@NiktheForgeBear How does it hold up to the book?

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What could have happened?
Would I have been strong enough to leave?

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"Smiling Happy People" discussing Bill Gothard.
My HS boyfriend's dad made us go to his seminars every year.
Hugged my boyfriend during a break. Called out in a passive aggressive way; might has well have pointed out specifically.
We went into a whirl of not touching each other.

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Broke this "promise" and "sinned" almost immediately.

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When watched @RiffTrax Live right after watching The Kingsmen.

The way @PFTompkins always looks so dapper and handsome, he must be a Kingsman.

Prove me wrong.

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@NiktheForgeBear What do Clever Girls get?
Surely I... they deserve a soupçon of a growl.

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@NiktheForgeBear But my kitty likes a gentler bang the butt above his tail.

Hold on.

I think I didn't understand the assignment.