Shayan

Welcome to the Machine / UCSD 2021 / Hardware Engineer

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Idiocracy (2006) opens by throwing you straight into its hilariously dumbed-down future.

[JT @jiratickets]

ahhhh yes good morning let’s open up the Infinite Information River for a nice 20 minutes before getting out of bed or thinking any original thoughts at all

[Dan Allison @danallison]

You are loved. You are free. Goodnight.

[👤 @jadinho97]

How easy life would’ve been if rice had protein

[christian @cxgonzalez]

guy who always figures it out: “i don’t know if i’ll figure it out this time”

[goosewin @Goosewin]

true

[shaurya @shauseth]

90% of coding is waiting for a fever dream where the entire code is revealed to you

[Legit @legit_api]

this is my mini benchmark for AGI

if it can see and name them, it's agi

currently no model can see them 👀

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Hiding among the flowers as if she is one of them

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

rebranding Linear Algebra as Artificial Intelligence was the most successful marketing campaign of all time.

[beancente @itaintdelivery]

they got LeFather and LeSon on the same team we’re just waiting for LeHolySpirit

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

deeez nuts, aha got yalll, if u fell for that come on now, lol lmfao, aha got u all

[Shayan @slightlyraisi]

Civ V future era governments be like:

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

There are three plausible futures for the west. Islamic Sharia Law, totalitarian AI, or hyper - environmentalism. - Peter Thiel

[Shayan @slightlyraisi]

@itaintdelivery bisexual lighting going crazy

[Shayan @slightlyraisi]

@itaintdelivery I think the bigger question is wtf is a “Mexican sams club” 🧐

[Shayan @slightlyraisi]

We deserve a president that can bench two plates

[Shayan @slightlyraisi]

@AshishAtHome @itaintdelivery 💩