Chad Barnes

I'm often mouthy, and mostly stupid.

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

Treat everyone with respect, assholes.

#My5WordMantra

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

If there’s one thing both @FoxNews and @CNN have in common, it’s both are reporting 100% truth when either of them point out that a political figure is a piece of shit.

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@DweezilZappa Happy 80th to your dad. A man responsible for allowing me to truly appreciate music, and also be incredibly entertained.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Half a trillion slashed from Medicare. $900 billion cut from Medicaid. The #TrumpBudget is the latest in a long line of attacks the President has carried out on the health & economic security of hard-working Americans. https://t.co/D8Vv8fxdK9

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Lieutenant Colonel Vindman has proven to be an American patriot. His firing was a clear and brazen act of retaliation that showcases the President’s fear of the truth — and the vindictiveness which led Republican Senators to be accomplices to President Trump’s cover-up.

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@TrentCapelli @Comey Absolutely well said! Wow!

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@mjkeenan, Let me tell you this: You are my second favorite artist of all time, next to Frank Zappa. Take that how you want, but that’s a huge compliment. Thanks for providing insightful lyrics! ~Cheers

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@KevinMKruse, first of all, I support your mission. Second, what are your thoughts on the greatest musician of all time, who happens to be in both Rock, and Jazz Hall of Fame?

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@MikeyWax You’re probably gonna want to lie down for what I’m about to tell you: Soooo we live in a surrealistic society now. Yeah, a lot of people follow a clown now. No shit!

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@steve_woosley Best picture I’ve seen in a long time! Thanks for sharing, Steve!

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@realDonaldTrump How does it feel to have millions of people believe your presidency is one long practical joke?

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@realDonaldTrump You’re a fucking joke. You already showed your true colors with a previous Tweet about this, and now you want to change your mind? #fucktrump

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Farewell, my friend. You’re not only responsible for the boy I was, but also the man I am today. I will miss you all my days. Read it all here: https://t.co/3ni6SLKhWW

[Sally Field @sally_field]

I like Samantha Bee a lot, but she is flat wrong to call Ivanka a cunt.

Cunts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest.

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

Yep https://t.co/rfPf1OXnRB

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

Hey everyone, let’s all accept we have a man-child as our president. Sound good? Ok, me too. Let’s all punch ourselves in the groin! #trumpsucks

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@HashFakeFacts @bigmacher @josh_ill_us @KeshaTedder @HashtagRoundup President Trump cares about the average person. He’s not a complete douchebag. #oppositeday #hashfakefacts

[FireinJen1 @FireInJen1]

When you forget to check on your Mom. #ThatsWhereIGetItFrom

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[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

Tom “eww, girls are gross” Brady
#NickNameASportsFigure

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@DweezilZappa I grew up listening to Zappa music, and owned 70+ Zappa albums, before losing them in a house fire. Come to my wedding! Having a Zappa present will make it perfect!

[Chad Barnes @slightlyrude1]

@stevevai @TotalGuitar This is a, “no-brainer.” I started playing guitar at a young age, knew then, and know now, that I would NEVER have the ability to perform at Steve Vai’s level.