Alan

The Most Hated #NHLJets Fan On Twitter™. Vinyl collector. Degrassi enthusiast. Listen to @TheExchangeCJRU @superhitscast & @narbospodcast! Tweets are my own.

[Alan @sliiiiip]

Imagine telling someone in 2011 that the Winnipeg Jets would start a season 11-1 and also play in front of 2000+ empty seats in their home arena. Minds would be blown.

[Alan @sliiiiip]

There have been two times in my life where we came close to a 1929 depression. Both came at the end of the last two Republican presidencies (Bush 2008 and Trump 2020).

If you fall for the kind of rhetoric that Trump is spewing, you’re a fucking mark.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression. If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen.

Kamala’s inflation nightmare has cost the typical American family $30,000 dollars in higher prices—and now, she wants to impose the largest tax hike in American history, and raise your taxes by $3,000 dollars a year.

I will massively cut taxes for workers and small businesses—and we will have NO TAX ON TIPS, NO TAX ON OVERTIME, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY benefits!

[Alan @sliiiiip]

@TheNightShiftTO Forgot his cue.

[Alan @sliiiiip]

Republicans putting a man in charge of women’s health? Sounds about right.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump announces he wants to put RFK Jr. in charge of “women’s health”

[Alan @sliiiiip]

"Hey men, we can't let women have what women want" is basically what he's saying here.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Early vote has been disproportionately female.

If men stay at home, Kamala is president. It’s that simple.

If you want a vision of the future if you don't vote, imagine Kamala's voice cackling, forever.

Men need to GO VOTE NOW.

[Austin Null @AustinNull]

Trump Supporters: “Yeah fuck immigrants, gay and trans people aren’t real, Black people are lazy and dangerous…we need Trump to make them all go away and make America great again.”

Biden: “Trump’s supporters are garbage.”

Trump Supporters:

[Alan @sliiiiip]

Americans (and Canadians) lost their shit over two years of bad inflation, so I’m sure that they’ll happily ride the storm of a crashed economy really well.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Elon Musk admits Trump's plans will collapse the U.S. economy, says that it's necessary for everyday Americans to experience "temporary hardship" https://t.co/gxfzFPXJyo

[CERB Gotti @TheSlowBurn]

It’s what Tim Horton would have done. Great way to honour his memory.

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Mick Foley with a message to America and Donald Trump.

[Alan @sliiiiip]

@Withane_Lindsey And if you have a variable rate mortgage then the lower interest rate lowers your monthly payment, or more of your existing payment is applied against what you owe as opposed to interest.

[Alan @sliiiiip]

@Withane_Lindsey The basic idea is that when interest rates are lower, the cost to borrow money is also lower. Businesses are more inclined to invest and consumers are more inclined to spend, so it gets the economy going.

[Alan @sliiiiip]

The polls correctly predicted these outcomes.

[Dale Thompson / Дейл Томпсон 🇺🇦 @daleethompson]

So the Liberals won a majority government in New Brunswick yesterday and the NDP almost won a majority in BC on Saturday.

And then there's the NDP winning in Manitoba in 2023.

Don't believe the polls:

Polls don't cast votes, people do.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.

[Alan @sliiiiip]

I only tweet sporadically now but I felt it was important to let you all know that I got tickets to see Oasis in Toronto for BOTH NIGHTS

[Gil Meslin @g_meslin]

Reminder that the green 400-series highway running parallel to the red 401, about 8km to the north, was sold off by the previous @OntarioPCParty government for $3.1B in 1999, and that the current government would rather throw $150B in a hole than address that mistake.

[Alan @sliiiiip]

Jesus Christ. Just buy back the 407.

[Jeff Gray @jeffreybgray]

BREAKING: Ontario Premier Doug Ford vows to build a tunnel under the congested Highway 401. No mention of cost, expected to be many billions. Says it would extend from Mississauga to Markham, "one of the world's longest tunnels."

[Alan @sliiiiip]

This dude getting upset about how someone spun a story in a documentary is so fucking rich.

[Andrew Brandt @AndrewBrandt]

If only the Titans had a QB as good as Malik Willis..

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

Yes, but he would have to buy a lot of tickets

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

not the 34 felonies... 2 impeachments... 1 judgement of sexual assault ... or insurrection