Ian

[Ian @slim_ij]

My buddy and I started a podcast for shits and giggles. I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes, it does suck 👌🏼 https://t.co/woA7jW6VTk

[Morten Øverbye  @morten]

An assassination attempt by a mentally ill person using an AR-15 is a terrible reason to vote for the man who made it easier for mentally ill persons to obtain AR-15s.

[Ian @slim_ij]

I love a happy ending

[Corey Comperatore @Corey_Comper]

@piersmorgan They'll get over it. The Japanese did.

[Ian @slim_ij]

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[Ian @slim_ij]

My grandma always tells me how disgusting it is every time I get a new tattoo and she did so today when she saw my knee tattoo. Luckily she didn’t ask what it says 😃 (eat shit and die)

[Ian @slim_ij]

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[Ian @slim_ij]

@Trailblaze2top

[Ian @slim_ij]

Took a girl on a date and she thought it would be a good idea to do coke

[Ian @slim_ij]

Another week, another episode. https://t.co/XWIU6ybn0Q

[Ian @slim_ij]

I just held garlic bread for too long after taking it out of the oven and that shit burned. I don’t know what that guy was thinking.

[Ian @slim_ij]

For your morning commute, go ahead and enjoy this weeks episode https://t.co/kBKAjTof6Z

[Ian @slim_ij]

On tomorrow’s episode

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Rejected.

The Romanian state decided she must be alone at Christmas, if she is alive.

[Ian @slim_ij]

I drive with my dog in the car so often and put my arm in front of him when I break suddenly to the point where I accidentally keep doing it to my friends

[Ian @slim_ij]

I asked because I have multiple coworkers who refuse to sit down to pee because “they’re not women”

[Ian @slim_ij]

This is an important question for the fellas. When you take a shit, do you stand up to piss first, then sit down? Or do you sit down and do everything at once?

[Ian @slim_ij]

One of my coworkers will casually call me in the middle of the day just to say “fuck you” and hang up

[Ian @slim_ij]

The gators qb should be in jail for wearing #15 and being this fucking garbage

[Ian @slim_ij]

My coworker just got fired then proceeded to ask the manager who fired him for a ride home