sam

jesse we need to cook

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and yk what while we’re on the subject, if you don’t have at least one family member that looks a little asian then are you even latino????

[sam @slima_beans]

men having sisters does NOT make them more empathetic because the worst man to play in my face had THREE

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i don’t WANT protein i WANT pasta for dinner THANK YOUUU

[sam @slima_beans]

@farttaholic this is aesthetic

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who actually owned and used a google pixel in all those ads

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i was 8 years old telling middle school boys “1 2 3 that’s enough for me” at the water fountain and wondered why they all hated my ass lmao

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@virgohives and everyone still bought it 🫩

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@ncantu IM CRYING WHY IS GUMBALL WATERSON COOKING DREAM ON TWITTER THIS IS SO FUNNY

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@albdoist Who’s goddamn white baby is that…💀