john miller

totally sober and aff it!!!!! till the next time. Love celtic fc and scott brown's general attitude towards the opposition!!

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@itvthismorning please never have Katie on our tv screens ago. She is an old bigot dinosaur and quite frankly a cow.

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Sometimes I have nightmares about mango salsa. That's depressing.

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@ChefTemple the only and only "la repertoire". Lol

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It'll be a sad indictment of the current standards of road testing if I pass.

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Motorbike test tomorow morn. Never had one lesson and barely know how to work a clutch. #ooft

[Fact @Fact]

The September 11th attacks, killed 8 American children, the retaliatory military campaigns have killed 2 million Iraqi and Afghani children.

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This years surprise bb contestant! Leslie chow from the hangover!

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Imagine Disney land had a Christian only day? Or a whites only day? Have a think about that.

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Oh dear mr Bartley.

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@frankieboyle any chance u could throw a game of snooker or get me some Charlie. I'm not from the sun, honest!

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Note to celebs. If a new face infiltrates your group and blatantly asks u if u can match fix or get him some drugs, he's from the sun.

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To be fair, I'd probably need a good few grams in me if I had to listen to dappys hardcore gangsta voice every day. #tulisa #nananiiii

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U can take the girl out the ghetto, butu can't take the ghetto out the girl #tulisa

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@kateface_xo #CuntWatch was an invention of mine when I worked in the veg shop. It's great fun.

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@TracyMac74 a few of the folk I've seen tonight are walking adverts for contraception

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@kateface_xo what u laughin at?

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@TracyMac74 I've honestly had more sensible conversations with a tamagotchi

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@TracyMac74 shallow? It's not so much a gene pool as it is a gene puddle! Lol

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The #cunt appears to have traversed the road and will no doubt shortly be refused entry into one of the local watering holes #CuntWatch