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5’4”

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@50cent must of had a chug jug

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Post round, pre round pint #36

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@b9bozzi Almost happened to me, shot 80, glad I crumbled couldn’t have counted it anyways.

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Drunk driving home from golf feels like it should be illegal

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@Finlayy16 Electric toothbrush is like Ai of toothbrush

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Hey Mandeep, I just sneezed twice and here we say “bless you” 2/5 stars

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Came early at the wishy washy. Fuck.

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My circle a cheerio, your’s a fruit loop

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Fellas be honest, is underwear shopping gay?? You’re litterally staring at a mans package to see if it look good ?

[liv @liv_cowherd]

@slimboner420 your avi. I-

wow

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If no one gets me a cameo from @liv_cowherd today I swear to god, I will kill my self.

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Going to kiss my homies a little extra hard today

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@mightbecursed Hell yeah

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@inczzzz

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@HsojGoodwin

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It’s not the sex that makes me cum.. it’s the love

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Me at osh after dropping 3 caps for @LouisTheChild

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One time I was taking a shower at my girlfriends house and there was no body wash so I had to use someone’s vagesil. Smelt pretty good though

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Can albinos say it?

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Color blind people are so stupid. Even babies know colors

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

⚔️ Study the Blade!! ⚔️