Jack Eales

Zaphod's just this guy you know? IT Infrastructure Tech, Gadget Freak etc.

#Xdissenter

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@Airaasayss It's white with a black outline - the top half of the "A" in the word BLACK!

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According to the BBC, Vladimir Putin says Russia agrees with a Ukraine ceasefire but it should lead to "enduring peace and remove underlying causes of this crisis" I assume he's saying he needs to "go"? As he's the root cause - just to clarify 😂 #Ukraine #ukraineceasefire

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I just voted in #theworld.vote. See how the rest of the world is voting in the US election! https://t.co/PEw9EeG8js

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@bcullen76 @burnss37 @blackhi71 You ain't seen me? Or the classic "fuck off wanker"? 😂

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@bcullen76 @burnss37 @blackhi71 Quite the commute though! 😂🍻

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@LawrieHooper I think the "rub" is that an income tax increase hits the workers, but the main users of the health service are pensioners (based on my (rare) GP visits & the waiting room demographics) while they are getting a huge pension uplift, paid for by the workers (again)....... Thoughts?

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@bcullen76 If I win, you'll have to get back over quickly 😂

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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Craigellachie 37 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/u3oMV1jjIy

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@danlesac If I could find this, I'd buy it right now..... But it's not showing in your bandcamp page ☹️

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@GefMongooseIOM 3 years sounds more like 30+ based on any other recent gov scheme..... Richmond Hill, NSC Slides, Liverpool Dock, ATC shambles, need I continue? But I *really* hope they achieve some of it - even 20% would be an epic effort from this load of clowns!

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@Amadeus_IOM You've clearly not lived here long enough, Trevor has been asking the questions no one else can be arsed to ask for years... Nice to see a government pension keeping him going as a thorn in their side! He's a friend and a bit of a hero to me, happy to pay tax to fund his "fun" 🤐

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@cat69uk Epic work Parkie! Beers & curry last week obviously set you up a treat 😂 genuinely though, well done fella!! 🍻

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@StanCollymore Monumentally bad form

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@elonmusk Stop wasting money on spacex and keep something "useful" running, or has your ad revenue tanked as well? #loser

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@bcullen76 Yeah, will be awesome! 🍻

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@bcullen76 Wow! It's like TT week 😉

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@Otto_English Bye!

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@DizzeeRascal 15 years? Fuck I feel old!

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@madebygoogle Unprompted "nose-picking" of a world champ.... This 9 year old will go far! 🤐

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@cat69uk Good luck Parkie! Awesome to see you earlier in the week 😁 🍻