Slim Chance

Gumawa ng Twitter account para makigulo. Views expressed are my own.

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@barrrrre NBS Q.Ave was the best! As an arki student andun lahat dati ng kailangan ko from books, tracing papers, every imaginable art supply and every kind of paper product. Plus may Odyssey pa sa baba dati for our music fix. Sign of the times na siguro.

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@kris_ablan Most likely tatama yung tuhod ng bata sa storage shelf sa ilalim, lalo na dun sa sharp corner. No front view pic, baka magsway sya sideways kasi wala akong makitang reinforecement.

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@LucasImperial5 @ice20031 I bought a 2ndhand gopro session sa carousell for 5k. Maliit lang ang form factor nya so hindi mabigat sa helmet.

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@LucasImperial5 I have a gopro on my helmet for precisely these situations while cycling. Deterrent na yung makita nila na may gopro sa helmet. Better if 360 camera.

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@RommelFLopez Landbank and BDO. Dati wala pang upuan ang BDO, pila lang. Sa BPI naman nakakainis pag may inuunang preferred client.

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@nabunturanguy In NAIA, I placed my bag and my cup of coffee on the seat next to mine to maintain social distancing. Bigla na lang may umupo sa seat, hindi pa sya nagtanggal ng backpack. Sayang hindi nya naupuan yung kape. Ako na lang ang lumayo. Baka maoffload sa flight pag nakipagaway pa ako.

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@mjaysoncayabyab @PhilippineStar @onenewsph What's next, ban Noli and Fili, anything that vaguely has a revolution in it? Heneral Luna? GMA7's Voltes V reboot?

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@philipzuniga Nung time ko MS 11 & 12, tapos choice between LES and CWTS. this was before NSTP. It was all a waste of time.

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@macoyestrella 203B saka 10,000 metric tons ng Tallano Gold.

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@pads_nosi No one knows how long reinforced concrete can last. Wait lang tayo ng ilang century. Btw, how old are the church buildings in the Vatican? Asking for INC.

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@imchristan Call for snap elections?

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@EDENAGU43721338 Dapat kasi may annual updates. Philippine Constitution 13 Pro Max with gingko biloba. 🤣

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@olanghigap @NateDelaCruz27 Not anymore. New licenses identify which type of vehicle you can drive, manual or auto. I drove an automatic transmission car sa LTO drive test nung 2019.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

I don't mind paying my taxes when the poor can't. But I do mind paying my taxes when the rich won't.

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Historians: will read primary sources in Spanish, German, or dead languages like Latin and will argue about context.
Tsismosas: CTTO.

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@niccolocosme Ang mamataaaay ng shabay shabay!

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@mikenavallo So, no need to pay taxes?

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@KakampinkG May Netflix account naman ako, bakit ko papanoorin yung oath-taking na yan, not unless pwede kong i-skip to 2028.

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@ALTbatrose Hirap na ako mag-bike and swim after covid. Pati stairs hingal. Brain fog is the worst, kailangan kong may to-do-list lagi. Madalas na pag kukuha ako ng tubig sa ref nakakalimutan ko yung pinunta ko sa ref. 😀 I'm better now but not back to my old self.

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@datumx11 What did ROTC cadets learn from ROTC? How to pay off ROTC officers so you don't need to attend training days. Corruption starts here.