Jordan Boyd🐲

Aggressively Lazy.

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Uhm dad... you just texted my number? 😂

[DeRico Symonds @DericoSymonds]

I think the interviewer for Michelle Obama tonight in Halifax, Nova Scotia was a display on “how not to interview”. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Here is some of the questions that were asked:
⁃How did it feel to be the main breadwinner and be forgotten about?
⁃Can you bring Oprah?

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Lindell is the first NBA player to have 25+ points and 10+ assists in his first career start since Isiah Thomas on October 30, 1981.

(via @OptaSTATS)

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

So I some how fell back into the Greys Anatomy cycle of bingeing.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

hiphop lost one of the best battlers of all time … RIP @patstay .. KINGS NEVER DIE‼️

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Audio really said “😛”

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Adulting really be stress. Tired. Stressing about why I’m tired. And tired because of all the stress.

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Sometimes I think it’s gonna be an good day and boom just like that I dodge a bird pooping on me just to step in the dogs. :/

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Boom and just like that I remembered I still have a twitter

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

#GoMooseGo let’s go moose

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Shrek will faithfully always fix my days

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Drinking beers with da boyz fer Paddy Murphy 🍻 cheers

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Y’all ever so tired you start melting into your seat

[Madison Urquhart @maddyurquhart4]

Idk if there’s a worse feeling than being forgotten

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Woop there it is... Credit card debt 😅

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Started my Tower climbing job today. Got up a 250ft one... Apparently that’s the smallest one we will do.

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Man my relationship with Twitter is a rollercoaster

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

@passthetac0s Hahahaha AMEN

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

I’m a big kid now... and Yahno what it sucks cause BILLZ

[Jordan Boyd🐲 @slimcheeto]

Apparently dads need to do that thing they think of this second or the world comes to an END.