Mark Darnell

Eternally Optimistic Lions Fan

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@GolfDigest He literally just said in an interview that his caddie was yelling at him on the practice green telling him to hurry up and that he was going to be late to his tee time. Ok but now it’s the caddie’s fault. Hmm

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@JDevilSports @NFL_DovKleiman 😂🤣

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@jjnfljunkie @Section344Lions 🎯

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@RJJrPresents @MLFootball He was doing every drug in the book. How do people still think he was just a pot head?

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@V_aliant1 @FBGreatMoments Utley injury happened in 91’ - 6 years prior to Barry’s historic season

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@GOATofWallSkree @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Didn’t call him a minority. A minority owner is someone who owns a small percentage of a company.

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@fandomsrandumb @RGIII Stafford elevates every WR he’s played with. Kenny Golladay looked like a superstar catching his passes then immediately flamed out of the league after leaving the Lions. It’s not a coincidence that two of WR’s set all kinds of NFL records.

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@IAinGonCap @DetroitPistons Duren played 13 minutes then left with an injury. That’s an incomplete grade at best. Washington’s young guys were unstoppable last night. Pistons caught looking ahead to NY game tonight.

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@BleacherReport @kfippin I just saw Pistons tickets in my local Costco for the first time last week. There must be several teams doing this.

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@JoeyP_Baby @RGIII @Seahawks @OuttaPocketRG3 You’re a Detroit fan and didn’t know Goff made it to the Super Bowl in 2019 and should’ve made it in 23’ but his team collapsed around him in the second half on the NFCC.

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@the_det_times @hailmarysportss Exactly the type of prospect Brad can’t resist. Just wish he wouldn’t burn premium draft capital on his pet projects. That’s what 6-7 rounds are for.

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@Degen__inc @DailyLoud Opossums

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@autistico888 @NFL @RamsNFL @NFLPlus Who do you think is putting the ball in hands of these so-called elite weapons? What a moronic statement

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@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok Done

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@whyjuicee @fball_insights Did ya miss Sewell all the way at the top right part of the graph? He is in a league of his own so it’s easy to overlook

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@nunyrdpass @DumasMike How do you figure? Their core is all under 25 years old. Lions are going to continue being a pain in your ass for the foreseeable future.

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@realLARamsTalk @Section344Lions The PI on St Brown was the first PI call the Lions as a team have drawn in the 2025 season. Yes, you read that correctly. We’re 15 weeks into the season.

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@MLFootball I bet he thought his team couldn’t win without him.. whoops

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@lakers4life8826 @SameNewLions @woodwardsports @Lions @RamsNFL @NFL @danorlovsky7 You’re dumb. Goff can throw down field with the best of them. The reason he’s been doing it less this season is because the OL hasn’t been able to hold up for long developing plays to occur.

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@eberle_ebs8002 @NFL_DovKleiman Gibbs is the most explosive rb in the land. Taylor is getting 30 carries a game. Gibbs is doing similar production with half the touches.