Judas Crysler

always just one decision away from being a horse girl

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[Judas Crysler @slime2187]

@RGKeats @just_frew_it Same

[blink-182 @blink182]

Coming to stadiums, arenas, and @dennysdiner locations near you in 2024. Tickets on sale now. https://t.co/XHLpRRlafJ

[Judas Crysler @slime2187]

@just_frew_it

[Judas Crysler @slime2187]

New app idea: block that bitch.

It scans the internet looking for accounts made by a person and automatically blocks that bitch on all platforms

@just_frew_it

[Judas Crysler @slime2187]

@just_frew_it

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

👀💞🏝

[Skoog @Skoog]

why are you, as a woman, doing a little email job from your living room when you should be in a coven casting spells on those who've wronged you?

[August @augustep11]

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

[Judas Crysler @slime2187]

@just_frew_it

[Judas Crysler @slime2187]

I cant fuhking wait

[Avatar News @AvatarNews_]

BREAKING: Avatar Studios' first animated movie, featuring Aang and Team Avatar as young adults, hits theaters on October 10th, 2025

[jo @lassoleil]

ted lasso once said

[Judas Crysler @slime2187]

@just_frew_it

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Reese’s Penis

[⚜️bradley⚜️ @bradapalooza]

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Kanye West isn’t giving up on Kim

[💕💕💕 @TheeAnimeGuru_]

the sound of your dog licking themselves is top ten worst sounds 😭😭 and they will do it for so long until you tell them to stop 😭

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

But what you don’t know is that that Coke can is not just blue, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean. And you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Pepsi introduced a product called Pepsi Blue. 1/3

[Judas Crysler @slime2187]

Pregnant & nesting 🤝 cleantok

[Judas Crysler @slime2187]

@just_frew_it

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

I’m absolutely blown away.

Just realized egg salad is chicken salad.