butters stotch🫧

I just be on here chatting

[Klara @klara_sjo]

If this is why RAM costs so much then I'm happy to pay the price.

OH YEAH!!!

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

Markets:

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

POV: Me and the SpaceX lunch lady when she becomes a millionaire after the IPO.

[kordell @lledrok]

niggas used to open that first door in zombies and hold it against you all game

[Wes @gardenofgag]

osama bin laden singing poker face by lady gaga WORD to WORD...oh he was a little monster. 😭😭

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

[Araali 🦉 @joelanthony23]

To raise shareholder value...

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

My boss is totally unhinged. He just
divided a stack of resumes into two,
threw one pile away and said

“we can't work with unlucky people”

[Bb @bitbitcrypto]

reminder to you all crypto fellas

[gatsu @0xgats]

>me on the 1st of January ”2026 is gonna be my year”
>me on Tuesday, January 20th 2026

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

My accountant going through all my trades to report a $0.50 profit

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

I can’t believe this is a real government account.

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

This is so real

[s∅up @Soupakuo]

my nigga is this not crazy??

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

My financial advisor: I can guarantee you 5% annual returns.

Me showing him 1,599% returns just by inversing Jim Cramer

[ple₿eian princess 🧡 @ellethereal]

Kinda Sus how Bitcoin dropped like 40% right before BofA and Vanguard start promoting it and offering products.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Today marks the end of quantitative tightening

[Omen @OmenOnSol]

The market is down bad.
I just sold my Rolex and I'm back to my old Casio.

Ready to buy the dip.

[NORCAL GENETICS @NORCAL_icmag]

“BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL”