Phelibasas 🚀🌴🍀

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Her: "My love language is quality time"
Jobless me:

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

If you're losing your mind about a shawty,
you ain't busy enough my bro

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Waiting till you look homeless before getting a haircut>>>>>

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I been workin out so much I look like mf science project.

[elton @eltoowavy]

the music screenshot is never for anyone, it's MY measurement of how fire the song I'm listening to is

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Having money in your savings, but telling yourself, "No, I'm not buying this, I'm still broke," is a different level of self-discipline.

[R.A.S @evanzmuzikmw]

#GrowingEveryday

[Marcus deh badD @MrDnD353868]

Chikangoti maLawian basi zathapo🗣😭😅🤣

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Normalize letting children tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars!

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

If a man pays all the bills, let him cheat in peace shawty.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

don’t lose a good sidepiece thinking your girl is going to change

[Amarachi @_amaraxxhi_]

Teacher : if you keep making noise ,I'll call your parents

Orphans :😭😂

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

2018 Volvo XC90 D5 Inscription 7-Seater Diesel (Polestar Tuned)

120 Million.

Check full details in the comments. RT. 🙏🏾

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡🇵🇹 @tweetcunha]

It’s ur first time visiting a rich family and at 7pm you had popcorn and yoghurt and then everyone start saying good night 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Phelibasas 🚀🌴🍀 @slime_sean]

@Siwinda_Jnr Presidential seat iwe umati ... If the car is mine and I am driving while you seating in the back it's like I work for you ..people with cars will understand the perspective

[Phelibasas 🚀🌴🍀 @slime_sean]

They spinning the block

[8 @pusy123lol]

Children who used to spin until they were dizzy are now Alcoholics

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When you realize Americans eat pizza when they’re broke, but you only eat it when you get paid.

[Phelibasas 🚀🌴🍀 @slime_sean]

Mandem won't thrive on bread alone

[✨✨Danielle✨✨ @dee_elleea]

Being an adult is so fun… look at me in my apartment, smoking weed and there’s food 😭

[The Slice Magazine @slicemagazine]

Crispy Malawi & Zeze 📸

[𐌔 @sofadedfgs]

Me doing the dishes while listening to songs about drugs, guns, money and sex