Gore

Bearer of Bhad News ✌🏻☺️ 🤙🏻

[Gore @slimeandguts]

5 seconds of sodom

[Gore @slimeandguts]

No yeah like, I support women kissing or whatever. I just wish it looked more violent and scary when they did it 🤷🏻

[Gore @slimeandguts]

I miss house parties!!! Nobody has a house anymore

[Gore @slimeandguts]

getting my ass beat in the marketplace of ideas

[Gore @slimeandguts]

I’m kind of like Forrest Gump but instead of running I’m eating crab rangoons

[Gore @slimeandguts]

@Wedgie_ No need to apologize, glad you’re prioritizing yourself 💕 take as much time as you need!

[Gore @slimeandguts]

@Wedgie_ I volunteer as tribute 👋🏻🗣️

[Gore @slimeandguts]

bro all my drafts on twitter are just randomly gone i had like 50+ whatt do i dooooo 😩

[Gore @slimeandguts]

can’t play w my pussy bc of the surveillance state

[Gore @slimeandguts]

fuck marry kill: the red m&m, the green m&m, and adele

[Gore @slimeandguts]

if only the public knew how easy it would be for me to turn to crystal meth

[Gore @slimeandguts]

@Wizard101 LETS GOOOO 🔥 MY COUCH POTATOES ARE DUE TO HARVEST TONIGHT

[lane @lezance]

when i tried to recreate herstory

[Gore @slimeandguts]

why is every gay i know a carpenter now?? since when did we all get into plywood???

[Gatonto @GVomitando]

#umjammerlammy

[Gore @slimeandguts]

i would pay more attention to police sirens if they sounded like male moaning

[Gore @slimeandguts]

do trans men call it a beanstalk

[Gore @slimeandguts]

if you’re left handed it’s because you’re close to the devil

[Gore @slimeandguts]

update: I no longer believe that life isn’t worth living
translation: just got fucked so goood