doctor

softened butter

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[doctor @slimebossOG]

knicks are up and my boyfriend is finally touching my arm again

[doctor @slimebossOG]

knicks win or else i’m not getting laid tonight PLEEEASE

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

[❔ @zombiegirlbug]

Stamps for when you are a salmon and doomed and a girl also

[ً @monrues]

when life gets complicated so you lowkey start feeling like natalieportmanupdates

[troy @B0Y_TR0Y]

Lana how I hate those guys

[doctor @slimebossOG]

girl whose sanity is directly tied to if she can monitor her email

[doctor @slimebossOG]

@panerabread your to go soup spoon size is horrific unless you eat soup specifically to cut your lips with the sides of spoons

[leanne @toothgarden]

would you still love me if i was an email

[Brooklynn @brooklynnplzz]

one of my favorite carrie outfits ever I Need to own this dress

[doctor @slimebossOG]

god bless the nail salon employees who do minor toenail surgery every day on freaks like me

[doctor @slimebossOG]

when i was a little doctorlawyergirl i had recurring nightmares about getting turned into coffee by an evil witch and then my dad would drink me unaware that i was the coffee

[Hila🌙Bug boy @HilaSketchCat]

really been enjoying this underground indie composer called "Stephen Sondheim" lately

[doctor @slimebossOG]

@2old2twiz loose definition of “job” you’ve got there

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Online Romance Day.