slime boy

i often vent, don’t pay it any mind (header by Lauren Monger) they/them

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

haven’t updated to the stupid x shit just gonna keep this birdy till it refuses to work

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

ah yes, “crust to crust” @DiGiorno

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

you really fulfilling the role of toxic ex huh

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

nice

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

what if we glomped at the yaoi paddle booth........

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

hey still here, enjoy some cats

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

it came a day early!!! thank you @ninjasexparty for creating something this great

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

no offense but i wish i didn’t alienate myself from all the friends i had so i could have backup in finding out my family are trump lovers and also spent fucking time with his family

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Only 90s kids remember pausing Sailor Moon during the clothing transformation scenes to try and see some titties

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Dogs are the fucking best. If any dogs are reading this, I love you. Keep up the good work

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

i don’t know how but i fuckin sat through ALL of ‘the nutshack’ and i don’t know if i even have A brain cell left tbh

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

No more private prisons and detention centers.

No more profiteering from locking people up.

No more "war on drugs."

No more keeping people in jail because they're too poor to afford cash bail.

#BernieInChicago

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

the other day at work i forgot to give one of the rooms i did their extra toilet paper roll before leaving and honestly, i havnt stopped thinking about it sense

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I believe health care must be a right, not a privilege.

I believe we must combat climate change, save the planet and create millions of jobs.

I believe everyone in America should be able to attend college, regardless of their family’s income.

What’s radical about that?

[tuna’s time capsule 📦 @_tunabelly]

when some bitch ass 15 year old doesn’t believe you’re a homunculus

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

idk if anyone noticed necessarily, but i’ve accidentally completely isolated myself from everyone who’s been my friend and have no idea or energy to attempt to undo this

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

@Mort3mer

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

the majority of the pictures on my phone are of beds some coworkers slap together vs the ones i make. it shouldn’t but it does bother me that their work just barely slides by as acceptable when we need to look slick and consistent being a 4.5 star inn

[slime boy @slimeboyshane]

listen, i kno it’s supposed to be two different ads but hear me out

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