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when the bus says delayed and then it says nvm not delayed

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no one in the club should be allowed to have more fun than me

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@smartthought5 word

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at the gig that’s like being in a CW television show

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im on the side of the fwy that smells like minestrone soup

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*a dwink

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*on the verge of total mental breakdown* heyyyyyyyyyy does anyone wanna go get a drink ✨😛🤗😜🤭😜😝

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trying to figure out a place i can wear my shit caked shoes to

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U could say im eating fried rice for lunch dinner breakfast and lunch

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no one cares when i tell them the devastating internal world they live in is cosmic and universal but ok 🙄 be on your you shit i guess

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

'Tis the season, Marge! We only get 30 sweet, noggy days. Then the government takes it away again.

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for my birthday 4 months ago i had my dad take me to my favorite restaurant ever and i order soooooo much food i felt so sick after and i havent wanted to go back since 😪 cry 😞☹️

[dylan saba @shaabiranks]

The US is just as evil as the most far out conspiracists imagine it to be but about 5000 times stupider

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drinking one beer over the course of 5 hours exactly the way god intended

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@sitiwayyy My grandpa invented these

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been hungover since wednesday & i cant believe i expect me to drink tonite

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@AlfredEjewman rt 💯

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back to using blankets after a 5 month hiatus where i only slept beneath an empty duvet cover, life is good

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talking abt the suite life of zach & cody and alienating the 50 year old homie 😟

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@thrillhauser these are very encouraging words everyone needs to remember sometimes thank you