JCHenny

handsome face painter extraordinaire, female form connoisseur, crude humor enthusiast // it ain't ralph, but i'm definitely raph tho // bk/buffalo

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

Randomly thinking of “Everyday Struggle” and wondering… why did Biggie say Bridgeport was in New York?

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

After over 20 years, only just now caught the “my love is furious because I believe in blowing up spots” bar 💀💀💀💀

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Ja Morant “couldn’t be more available” on the trade market, per @WindhorstESPN

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

Appropriate day for the Sadboi Hours Spotify playlist

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

This is why I can never fully support the Knicks - because the owner is a complete jackass. Dude doesn’t even fully understand the salary cap rules.

[Fred Katz @FredKatz]

The Knicks should foot the second-apron bill. Not doing so would be even more costly.

Story: https://t.co/BaOysbc7h5

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

You tell him, Barry O!

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Obama on Trump:

If this whoever you were talking about was in front of me — which has happened a couple times — he don't talk like that because he knows better.

Source: ALL THE SMOKE

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

@CJ_Urbane Executive smugly dumps trash all over a public sidewalk and then takes a filthy garbage can on the subway (around unwitting people). What company wouldn’t have an issue with that? I generally hate the notion of “overly woke,” but like… the outrage over her firing fits the bill

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

Really cannot comprehend how people who purport themselves to be far-left and “liberal” are falling over themselves to defend some loser who dumped actual trash all over a public sidewalk and was subsequently fired. Like it deadass doesn’t make sense to me

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

The fact that they’re defending an objectively bad actor for actual littering and pollution is where we’ve lost the plot

[AT @primediscussion]

I did not expect to see so many people defending that lady who dumped all that trash on the street. The fact that she had a job that good to lose just further highlights how unhinged a decision that was.

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

I promise y’all are not genuinely upset about that Chase exec getting fired for stealing the Knicks trash can because that was pretty clearly public behavior that would get you fired from ANY leadership role, much less at a big financial corporation

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

Kinda cruel lmao

Trading him back to the second team in the city where he was unceremoniously salary dumped by the main team in the city not even two weeks after said main team wins a title with the guy he was traded for… that’s tough

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Minnesota is sending Julius Randle and the No. 28 pick in the NBA Draft to the Brooklyn Nets in a three-team trade that sends Nic Claxton to the Chicago Bulls, sources tell ESPN. The Timberwolves will acquire Brooklyn’s No. 33 pick for Randle and No. 28.

[CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE @zavetoldem]

This is New York 😂

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

Cannot believe how electric the city is at 8:12 am, no other place like it in the world

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

Action Bronson lyric

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

just saw a hasid in east williamsburg do a backflip

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

Vibes immaculate in NYC all 2026

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

Honestly, Sidetalk turned out to be a net negative, but we can still appreciate the early, genuine days

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

Been saying all those dummies saying it was better for the Spurs in their first playoffs to smoke OKC and win it all rather than OKC repeating. Like idk if people realize how insufferable they’d be after a run like that. Thank goodness for the 2026 Knicks

[Gyal Ripken Jr @BigBichote]

Wemby went from being very likeable to very unlikable, to me.

Something about his arrogance and dirty play rubs me the wrong way and it’s not because he’s playing against my team either

[JCHenny @slimerothstein0]

LMFAO, suck it Spurs