phills dieting bills

hey im a fat man but dont judge me if you leave food around thats shits bound to go missing

[phills dieting bills @slimingworld]

If the ocean was kfc and i was a duck id swim to to the bottom and eat my way up but the oceans not kfc and im not duck

[phills dieting bills @slimingworld]

Fuck me im starving some one get me that fridge

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Im off oblivion time for a kfc fuck alton towers im goin cadburys world

[phills dieting bills @slimingworld]

Alton towers staff have called for fire bragade ill be off soon peeps #burgers

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Roses are red i am fat im stuck on oblivion wearing a welcome to alton towers hat

[phills dieting bills @slimingworld]

Off to alton towers as a treat for losing an eight of a pound! Hopefully this year i can fit on some rides #wasted

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Obese and proud

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Some one buy me a portable fridge #hungry

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Was going to play fifa but took a bite out the disc dam you midnight munches

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This is brilliant now my laptops next to the fridge! No more pcs