Try today’s quick u0026 flavorful减脂餐! Grilled chicken breast + quinoa + roasted cherry tomatoes, low-calorie, high-protein, keeps you full for hours. Perfect for your weight loss journey.
Just did a set about how I still hide my snack stash from my roommate like we’re in a heist movie. Roommate just walked in holding my hidden chips. Crime scene. #LiveComedyNight
Today, I ran out of cash for snacks at the station, and a stranger handed me a warm drink without asking for anything back. Kindness is such a small but powerful spark.