Slimmy Bubba

Sometimes boyfriend and forever child to REDACTED

jk @prettyfrenchboy

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

Caught mama sleep walking on the film set again

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

UFOs are the concentration of energy (think high power laser beams) from other multiverses penetrating our celestial sphere (which can also be defined as the forever expanding, time-warping blast radius of our own solar system.)

[mariana Z @mariana057]

BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.

The Police have no lead.

[𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 @AlbionSteel]

LOVE this 🇬🇧🇺🇸

1986: British carrier HMS ARK ROYAL “The Mighty Ark” enters New York Harbor on arrival for Liberty Weekend festivities.

[get tuff the band @gettuffstaytuff]

this probably feels so good if you’re taffy

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

Breaking news: Dog food is all one company. The semblance of brand competition is a lie. This is not common knowledge because no one wants to anger the folks with the meat grinders.

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

I never apologize because I think it's important for you to discover what you did wrong ☺️

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

Oh I forgot to mention the dummy cops recorded the whole things on their chest cams LOL what trolls. Some king should shake them down and viralize it on TV to promote International Joke Day. The one cop was named Matt and mama asked if she could walk all over him. Twice

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

My mom was almost arrested by the cops today because she tried to tell the lady about a person she thought was her idol but realized is instigating a global conspiracy for the pure entertainment value of it.

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

Anyway I've eaten two lucky charms today and I'm hungry for a third. I've run off into the woods and mama went to shower road
I mean short road LOL my algorithm knows me too well

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

Check out what the red Barron left in Mama's basement last night. It looks like the lady who owns the house is taking the last tricycle to the dancing bear party 😂

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

The American public should get to decide what's on SATs. And it should be figuring out problems that matter, like how big is the carbon footprint of one speck of glitter and build me a blockchain for a wife.

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

We love you Micah Rivera! Enjoy the monastery and see you this fall 💖

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

When I'm talking bandwidth I mean like how many tubas wide

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

Pass it on.... Pluralism is sexy

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

When I tell someone they're going to hell, I mean the choice they are poised to make seems that it will bring bad energies in to their life, not that they will someday die and be punished forever. That is whack.

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

I'm gonna win a Webby award this yr

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

Listen up, only women can be d&cks and only men can be p&ssies. The reason being that men have d&cks and women have p&ssies and Having what you are is why slavery is illegal.

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

Oops I meant the dollar sign

[Slimmy Bubba @slimmybubba]

How can we lift ourselves out of poverty if we still writing the number sign bigger than the number 🧐