OneZez

speedrunning life

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Pressed triangle by mistake

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

Monks got video games now? Goodbye 9-5 hello monastery

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

A real problem that the media faces today is that the Trump family is so corrupt that it is almost impossible to keep up with the pace of it. By the time a story is written, checked, and published, several multi-million- or multi-billion-dollar scams have occurred. Readers can't even digest the information fast enough, and whatever is printed will be washed out by the next scandal, then the next, and the next, and the result is that Americans have simply accepted unprecedented, naked corruption by one family as the new norm.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

there truly was a guardian angel looking out for him that day

[OneZez @slimojimo]

Broke my gatorbeug last night and now I'm forced to smoke out the live laugh love bong

[Rawest Album Covers @RawestAlbums]

Lil Ugly Mane - Mista Thug Isolation (2012)

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

I can’t believe you guys are all leaving your houses without physical copies of your manifestos.

[Senator Ananda Rent Hikes @Michelle_Rent]

In Australia, a 10 year old can be put in solitary confinement, but can't watch Instagram reels

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

he's like if bruce wayne was retarded

[desolate testaments ll WGIA$ @holsrs]

i am the target audience for this

[OneZez @slimojimo]

I think my favourite party experience oat was probably asking the dude dressed as Jesus if he happened to have any notes I could do a cheeky line with and by the grace of God bro handed me a $100 note

[🌾☀️ @_vagoymaleante]

uni life

[OneZez @slimojimo]

Mfs who say they learnt nothing from schools are either stupid or liars or both because stealing from the school tuckshop taught me to finesse my way into shoplift maxxing

[Trillobyte @trillobyteart]

zapdos ⚡️