Lane

this isn't the beach, this is twitter

[Lane @slimpasty_]

Double Black Diamond: CAUTION! THIS RUN IS FOR EXPERTS ONLY! BEWARE TREE OBSTACLES!
Me, an amateur skier who goes maybe five times a year: "Oh yeah, I can do this. Not an challenge for a good skier like me."
Double Black Diamond: I tried to warn you...

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@JonKrawczynski @lambchops What has to happen in the playoffs for this year to be a success for you?

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

conservatives persevere as the weakest, most easily offended people on the planet. the idea that you suffer in such a deep yet silently noble way (by constantly fucking complaining), that nobody else can possibly have it worse is how a 5th grader thinks

[K. @IbaraEleven]

In the United States corporations can have you killed with impunity if you reveal their transgressions

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@hankgreen I want a Tesla but I don’t fw Elon

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@jacksonwhite126 Is this going to make me sad as a Vikings fan?

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@KwikTrip looking at you! You a goat but this is BS

[Lane @slimpasty_]

MAKE ARIZONA 99¢ AGAIN

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@brittrobson He plays family ties by baby Keem featuring his cousin Kendrick Lamar. It is absolutely great

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@Hera_Aoe Went swimming but hell yeah

[Lane @slimpasty_]

We playing!

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@TravisWestura @Dave_AoE @T90Official I am hosting a 6 man LeL Regicide Diplomacy (best player is <700 elo in 1v1s) at 7pm central tonight for $50 winner take all. Also exploding kings. Search gajwildthing or DD FFA around 7 to find us. I’ll tweet again once we start

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@brittrobson WittWobson

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Every Republican voted against raising the minimum wage.

[Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA]

Karl-Anthony Towns when asked about how this Wolves team has handled success this season and what they need to do to recapture it:

"We found success and it was sustaining, so sustained success kind of gets boring, it gets monotonous. We’ve gotta be OK being bored. We’ve got to be OK going out there and doing the same exact thing every night regardless if we want to get cute and show more of our talent. We’ve just got to go out there and find ways to win. Just fall back. It’s a good learning experience for us in the season."

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@brittrobson Thank you Britt. Have you covered the wolves since their inception?

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@sjm0006 You FR

[Lane @slimpasty_]

people will say they listen to everything then list two very similar bands

[Lane @slimpasty_]

@brittrobson What is your favorite style of basketball to watch?