slimshades26

Very glad we have been unburdened by what has been. 😂 #2024 I like my whiskey with a splash of water & a look of disappointment.

[Jonathan Alpert @JonathanAlpert]

Jonathan Alpert: Women were told to speak up. Except about women’s sports

“Sophie Cunningham did exactly what she has been told to do: Speak up when something was unfair”

https://t.co/HrfWcrwJn9 @FoxNews @Outkick @sophaller @Riley_Gaines_ @IngrahamAngle

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

When @LonnieQuinnTV shows up on the screen my husband and I tell “Lonnie!”. Hey @tonydokoupil & @Cbsnews MORE LONNIE guys. I miss seeing his shoes though. #walkablemap #morelonnie

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

I hope @HEB allows partners to wear the red and white jerseys for the whole of the World Cup games. Loved seeing them today, with US’ first match tonight. #usmnt

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

@USMNT Texas!

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Every feminist should be talking about these women and their courage to stand against an oppressive regime.

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

The @Wayfair Christmas commercial was created by a real a*hole. That doorbell!!! No thanks.

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

@DLoesch Thank you for this very well written article. I’ve never read the piece you mentioned and I’m flabbergasted at the corollaries to our current reality. Really great stuff Dana.

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

I love you curbside ❤️😍🥰 @HEB @HEBBelton #lovemyheb #beltonheb

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

I proofread so much better after clicking send. #canigetthatback

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

@visegrad24 “As long as you live under my roof you will …” Daddy USA

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

@FischerKing64 If you’re making fun of the brightly colored clothing then you’re probably seeing us and not hitting us with your car. #beseen

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

@wrong_speak Dry word Salado. No croutons, cheese or ranch.

[Marissa 🍁🎃🧙🏼‍♀️ @michimama75]

At the park and heard a husband tell his wife “we have Starbucks at home” after she asked to go so I slipped her my divorce attorney’s card.

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

@KOKEFMAUSTIN Bob, please stop interrupting @askjimmycarter. Every.Dang.Time.

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

You guys are stupid if you think #Travis & #Taylor isn’t what we’ve been asking for. Real quick, tell me that ain’t true love by taking me that ain’t true. #TravisandTaylor

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

Phone autocorrected Thanks to tacos and I left it that way bc it’s as good a sentiment. #tacosarelife

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

@achybreaky99 @Wynonna She had vertigo

[slimshades26 @slimshades26]

@Boser55 @WellsWhitn91295 @Wynonna She had vertigo.

[The Top Secret Comedy Club @topsecretcomedy]

Tonight at 6pm

Our resident MC @DaveChawner is recording his 2023 Edinburgh Show 'Freelosophy' live at Top Secret and you can still be part of the audience!
Think Horrible Histories for Philosophy!

Tickets are just £2. Come and support Dave!

Book here:
https://t.co/Xhm7GbO9ko

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

someone please get this woman photographed holding a fishing license