Slimson

Lockdown gardener, avid feeder and reader, mum to five yr old and proficient in pineapple margaritas

[Amy Pechacek @pechacek_amy]

It feels illegal to know about these 20 websites:

[The Delgados @delgados_the]

We've had to keep our secret for two years, but are delighted to have been able to share the news today.

Tickets for our five January shows will go on sale at 10am this Friday, and will be available from See Tickets, Ticketmaster, and via our website:

https://t.co/W5P9SUR4k2

[Slimson @slimson]

@UndisScot Inverness

[stuart murdoch @nee_massey]

FFS. What is wrong with the UK Government? Are you so petrified of offending Brexit supporters that you’ve become inhumane?

[Damian Wawrzyniak 👨‍🍳 @ChefConsultant]

To Ukrainian chefs who are looking for work in the UK, I will pay for two visas and your flights from Poland/Ukraine to UK.

We can also help with accommodation 🙏

If you know anyone already, please do get in touch via restaurant number or [email protected]

[Slimson @slimson]

@sunshinekid10 Lurpak, golden wonder cheese n onion on a Morton’s roll - lunch of champions

[Slimson @slimson]

@saintmarysps Well done Eva!!

[TRON THEATRE @TronTheatre]

Merry - a FREE Christmas pop-up theatre experience for children ages 5-10 and their families. Together with @AudioStoryCo we're bringing Merry to @StEnochCentre & @XSITEBraehead from Sat 4th - Sun 19th Dec. No need to book in advance. More details here: https://t.co/p8wu26wHM3

[Slimson @slimson]

@saintmarysps Sorren loved interviewing his gran and papa for this, such a lovely exercise 😍

[Slimson @slimson]

@nowmrsflynn 5E and we’re on to a winner

[Slimson @slimson]

Kinda a little bit frightened of my own son #halloween2021 #trickortreat #pennywise #clown #pennywisekid

[Glasgow Markets @GlasgowMarkets]

Hot off the press - this week's stall list for Shawland's farmers market. Can you spot the two new additions?
Find us outside Langside Hall's from 10am until 2pm.

[Slimson @slimson]

@nowmrsflynn I’ve got an enforced balayage

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Today Nicola Sturgeon gave precise details of what will happen, followed by answering numerous questions from journalists.

Tonight Boris Johnson will show graphs no one understands, jokes in Latin, a sock puppet show & then his mum asking him what he wants for supper

[Slimson @slimson]

@Melaina25 Great shout on the backgrounds! Must investigate. Thanks for the positivity 😘

[Slimson @slimson]

New job starts remotely tmw during a pandemic with no childcare. Thanks 2021, you are a peach.

[Metro @MetroUK]

BREAKING: Boris Johnson to announce tighter Covid rules at 8pm tonight

https://t.co/LmIbgkWoSq