Swamy

Over-fed. Over-read. Over-rated. Politically & generally incorrect. Juvenile. Often mistaken as witty.

[Swamy @slimswamy]

There must be some way of promoting humor which is not at the expense of someone else. We deserve a better class of funny people.

[Swamy @slimswamy]

Modern relationships have three people: you, your partner, and an Instagram reel that starts with ‘If he doesn’t do this…’”

[Swamy @slimswamy]

Hi @NetflixIndia please rename the movie to "Ghooskhor Engineer". As a community, we don't get offended easily. In fact, we'd be happy that one of our brothers managed to earn more than CTC.

[Swamy @slimswamy]

Yaar I also want to do paid review of #Border2 and be accused of being bikaau

[Swamy @slimswamy]

I wish my job was as easy as the marketing team of Border 2. Bas 5-10 logo se har gaane ya teaser ke release par aise tweet karwani hai jaise yeh log tees saal se har raat Border hi dekh ke hilaate rahe hain.

[Swamy @slimswamy]

In case you're going to apply for a Scapia credit card to enjoy ₹1000 flight vouchers and free airport meals, feel free to use this referral link. It gives me some brownie points as well 😁

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[Swamy @slimswamy]

30 minutes into Haq on Netflix, and my wife is already angry with me. This is Baghban for married people.

[Swamy @slimswamy]

@GabbbarSingh @toonfactory I worshiped Anupam Sinha long before I discovered Alan Moore or Stan Lee or Neil Gaiman. Awaaz Ki Tabahi se behtar sci-fi nahi pata humko.

[Swamy @slimswamy]

Mann toh karta hain ki main bhi LinkedIn par ja ke gyaan baatu. Phir ruk jata hoon kyunki office colleagues padhenge aur bolenge "Beta itna saara gyaan tere kaam mein toh kabhi nahi dikhta!"

[Swamy @slimswamy]

My silence is my superpower: it protects my job and my marriage 😅

[Swamy @slimswamy]

@UltrahumanHQ @grok Used Ultrahuman CGM for a fortnight. The insights were so useful that I integrated the learnings into my daily routines, and I've never had to use CGMs again 😁

[Swamy @slimswamy]

@Actofit Hi, the Actofit app has stopped working and there is no way I can log in, in spite of re-installing. The reset password or mobile OTP methods are also failing. Without the app, the scale is not showing any metrics except weight. I'm also concerned about data privacy.

[Swamy @slimswamy]

@BabaJogeshwari @GetVideoBot

[Swamy @slimswamy]

@Sychlops Podcast link bro?

[Rameez @Sychlops]

ChatGPT is a money printing machine, but 99% of people don't know how to use it.
I belong in the other 1%.

But somehow instead of printing money myself, I want your RT and follow and only then can I teach you how to print money.
And yes I bought this blue tick.

[Swamy @slimswamy]

@SonyLIV Hi, do you know that when this song plays in the Jehanabad ad, volume becomes intolerably high on SonyLiv app. Please test this and ask your technical team to fix it.

[Swamy @slimswamy]

@greatbong @SaveVidBot

[Swamy @slimswamy]

@GabbbarSingh Cum Union hashtag nahi bujhaya.

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@69fubar I was sitting next to him and said "Do you intend to step out?" Then he made way for me to step out. OMG was it you? Man 😅

[Swamy @slimswamy]

@69fubar Pallav, I was on a flight from Mumbai to Bangalore, and I saw a weird dude. As everyone rushed out of the bus to enter the plane, he chilled in the bus. Then he loitered around the plane till ground staff requested him to board. I later thought, this must be 69fubar

[Swamy @slimswamy]

@GabbbarSingh @somnath1978 Bhai aisa koun sa wonderful content consume kar rahe ho ki hum gareebon ki favourite movies ko overrated keh dete ho 😭