Sam Frutos

My passions require me to be relatable and unique. so yeah...

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@TOAA_Shill_ King behavior

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Me opening Twitter for the tenth time today even though I know it's bad for my mental health

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@eleshastuckey Is the lie I whisper to myself as I hit repeat on the same playlist

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@PacmanJenkins Mmmm Same

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@eleshastuckey This is a weird way of coming out as an atheist

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Dear boomer, it’s one thing to be standing around naked in the gym locker room. However, you’ve completely crossed the line when you begin to bend over and “stretch”.

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@VickeySchaefer Ma’m this is the plot to Grease

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This is how it feels to change your socks in the middle of the day.

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@JohnJehl

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@BIG_E98 “Sunny days wouldn’t be special, if it wasn’t for rain. Joy wouldn’t feel so good, if it wasn’t for pain.” - 50 Cent

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They: “I’m so tired of all these fake and hypocritical Christian who don’t practice what they preach!”. Actual Christians:

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@BIG_E98

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@eleshastuckey

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PSA @JillianShank1 only has 4 toes

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Me showing my family I was on tv

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Peep ya boi on the local news, Im kinda of a big deal. https://t.co/UP3i5H0lgy

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@sophieparrent “Ok google - how do I make 9 men Disappear from the face of the earth”

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Good morning to everyone except the people who don’t know how to merge into a lane.

[dimi9 @restnowdimi]

#AvengersEndGame spoiler without context

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Nobody:
Me:*my girlfriend exists*