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[Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2]

The line between horror and comedy can be a thin one. Vic and Bob's brilliant Masterchef sketch from 1995 made me laugh out loud while my skin was crawling. "HE IS SAD!"

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@BBCWorld

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@holland_tom @TheRestHistory

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@fesshole https://t.co/xcs7pAybBL

I would recommend you watch this video

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@GlenWilliams12 What in the Pro Evolution Soccer is this?!

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@afneil As someone who works in public procurement, this is not true. 90% of public contracts before Brexit went to British companies and they continue to do so.

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@Benramine_ Road Rash

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Hydration break can eat a dick

[Bilal Zafar | RUBICON #Edfringe26 @Zafarcakes]

A poem about CR7:

FIFA want to stop you

Penalties, you should have had two

That Argentinian bauld Fraud called Messi has paid the refs

Pls Mr Cristiano do not stress

You have far better step overs

Remember when you scored against Blackburn rovers?

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@Zafarcakes 😂

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Pathetic penalties from Germany

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@pinstripedline

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Can I shock you? I like Craig Bellamy, despite what I said earlier

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@TomiCaws 😁

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Ten years #Toulouse

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The ref:

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@IGN Seren is Welsh for 'star'

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@welshfootball_ Concede too easily and don't score enough

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@DaftLimmy Haha, hoot

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@MULLET_FAN_NEO Watched this on a big screen at Glastonbury. It was the best. I started playing the German anthem on a kazoo that I picked up from outside the Wurzels gig 🇩🇪