Mr Bitchless

25 - sagittarius - she/they

[DAILY OBJECT @dailyobject_]

DAILY OBJECT 1391:

NACHO CHEESE DISPENSER

[Ken Van de Kamp @DRICKIPRINT]

Why is Trump outliving everybody like I’m really pissed the fuck off DIE DIE DIE

[Anti @antipiker]

god bring back charlie kirk and take him again, anyone but dolly i can’t handle this

[Colin Jones @colinjones]

Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library has given away over 200 million books to kids. Her music will live forever but to those kids the books will be with them for life. https://t.co/wPkT8GShZb

[jo 🌸 @polinsbooks]

Hey, hi, hello, it’s your friendly neighborhood librarian here to share that Libby now tells you if any of your library cards have lending partnerships with other library systems, giving you access to more digital materials 😌 go forth and prosper from the wealth, friends

[Mr Bitchless @slimygf]

@nicejooishguy i love those so much. theres more flavors too

[roni 🇵🇸🇧🇷 @CHRlSTITTIES]

“it was a g.i. jane joke” might be the funniest sentence ever uttered

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

It was a GI Jane joke

[addie @myearthisquiet]

when I try to read a classic then I realize I’m stupid

[Mr Bitchless @slimygf]

this many years old ☝️✋

[Mr Bitchless @slimygf]

@nicejooishguy youd also like educated by tara westover if you havent read that one yet, felt very similar to glass castle

[Mr Bitchless @slimygf]

@nicejooishguy i still need to read glass castle, i liked the movie for that one! i think youd like poets square by courtney gustafson. its about her mental health and the cat rescue program she started after moving to a house that came with a huge feral cat community

[aj @ajbabyboi]

A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning

[bruce wayne impregnator⚢🇻🇪 @bruciebrina]

okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers. but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are

[Big Kathy @lowbodycount]

watching full length episodes of viva la bam on tiktok

[Mr Bitchless @slimygf]

@nicejooishguy im really sorry man, this really sucks. ☹️