WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】

✮ IRIAM early access streamer ✮ very gooey guy ✮ pro skateboarder ✮ adult ✮ big time yapper ✮ [email protected] for contact ✮

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

GUESS WHAT!!! THIS SILLY LITTLE GUY IS BECOMING A #IRIAMEarlyAccess STREAMER!!!

THAT'S RIGHT BABY!!! I'M FINALLY DEBUTING!!!

JOIN ME APRIL 30TH AT 11 PM EST TO #JumpOnIRIAM FOR MY DEBUT STREAM!!! IT'LL BE LOTS OF FUN AND YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS IT!!!

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

just found out the reason my bras have been so uncomfortable is because the band is 3 sizes too big and the cup is 2 sizes too small 😓

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

i bought one of those blackhead sucker things because i've had no luck removing them with other options. anyway. THAT SHIT HURTS. SO BAD. i feel like i removed a layer of skin

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

i wish i lived in a world where the new york islanders made smart roster decisions

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

got scared by a bird so bad i screamed and all my neighbors heard...

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

i tried a new post shave cream(?) and wow i've never been smoother or more even toned after a shave

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

obviously we're not going to trade MAT BARZAL of all people

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

i love stand by me/the lost boys double features

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

my oshi really is gone 🥲

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

islanders twitter is so dumb 🫩 why do y'all want us to trade ALL OF OUR GOOD PROSPECTS

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

i've been feeling sick for like a week though. the banana just made today specifically worse

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

"wow i wonder why i've been feeling so sick today"

i ate a banana earlier. (it was yucky but that's not the point)

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

i'm gonna be so fr i think i have the flu. somehow.

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

my favorite part of being self employed is waiting days for my clients to pay me without any communication from their end 🫠

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

(over dramatic)

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

i think i'm dying

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

my tummy hurts :(

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

but yeah i have popped a bug bite or two live on air

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

i want to make it clear that i have thought out my slime biology so intensely that i don’t think i've ever broken character when discussing my various maladies on stream

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

worst week oot

[WREN 🦠🛹【IRIAM US】 @slimywren]

spanish vampire coven: nos feratu