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old account banned🥀

[slim🇵🇹 @slimzyysarfo]

“touches” first 😂😂😂 “assists” first 😂😂

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Pedri vs all other La Liga midfielders:

🥇 Passes completed – 1st
🥇 Progressive actions – 1st
🥇 Progressive carries – 1st
🥇 Short passes completed – 1st
🥇 Accurate passes to final third - 1st
🥇 Passes to penalty box – 1st
🥇 Through passes – 1st
🥇 Assists – 1st
🥇 Deep completions – 1st
🥇 Touches – 1st

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 CUCURELLA IS HERE!

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

New signings. ✅👍🏼

[slim🇵🇹 @slimzyysarfo]

@wtf_reema @Ezmalay1z simp paa o he quote sanna comment 😭🤣

[Bernardo Silva @BernardoCSilva]

Really happy to have played my first game as a @realmadrid player!
Getting ready for the season ⚪️👊🏼

[leun @Kerhby]

Ever since Mbappe joined my club i now fight madrid fans more than Barca fans. This is sad😂

[Blexy 🧚‍♂️ @utdblessin]

If no be see finish. 😂😂

Barca look Rodri and Manchester City finish come send this kind open bid to Man City. 😭

Sha, na akara dey wan buy ni? 😂😂

[ًًًً @nobodylikestar]

babe wey i break up with today call me say i just lose the most important thing for my life, i rush go kitchen and she don empty my bag of ijebu garri

[slim🇵🇹 @slimzyysarfo]

@boy_garryyy @Melvin_fianko @fawogyimiiko_ 🤣🤣🤣

[slim🇵🇹 @slimzyysarfo]

@Oye3004 gehgeh fool herh🤣😭

[slim🇵🇹 @slimzyysarfo]

@Vxebo_ religion 🤣🤣🤣

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Real Madrid recorded a club-record €1.221 BILLION in revenue for the 2025/26 season, establishing themselves as the highest-revenue sports club in the world.

The new Santiago Bernabéu alone generated €363M in revenue. 🏟️

Their long-term sponsorship agreements are also key to their financial strength:

• Emirates until 2031 — around €100M per year
• Adidas until 2034 — around €120M per year

Long-term deals provide Real Madrid with predictable and stable revenue, protecting the club against fluctuations in the market.

— @jfelixdiaz

[✞ @sevnthstreet_]

Dean Huijsen, my brother, that ball playing hype is not reaching me at all. You shaa ankasa😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Preseason Champions League winner odds on @Polymarketsport. 🏆

14% - PSG 🇫🇷
14% - Real Madrid 🇪🇸
14% - Bayern Munich 🇩🇪
13% - Manchester City 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[slim🇵🇹 @slimzyysarfo]

@tema_strika why

[slim🇵🇹 @slimzyysarfo]

@Melvin_fianko @boy_garryyy @fawogyimiiko_ that bi what dey tear me 🤣🤣

[slim🇵🇹 @slimzyysarfo]

@boy_garryyy @Melvin_fianko @fawogyimiiko_ he overfool 🥹

[slim🇵🇹 @slimzyysarfo]

@boy_garryyy @Melvin_fianko @fawogyimiiko_ imagine you popi dey x dey fool 😭

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

Karim Adeyemi, I hope this performance in the friendlies so far is just a prank . Please tell me you’re hiding the real performance somewhere and saving it for the season.

[slim🇵🇹 @slimzyysarfo]

@Melvin_fianko @fawogyimiiko_ 🤣🤣