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[sling @slingding18]

Planet Earth slaps

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[cav empty @cavempty_]

big steppa

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

MACKLIN CELEBRINI HAS SET THE SHARKS SINGLE SEASON POINTS RECORD AT 115!!!! 🚨🦈

[Slightly Biased @BiasedSlightly]

look at how beautiful this is

pictures like this really make me feel we should bomb each other and charge thousands of dollars for life saving medication and sit in our car all day and work endless hours to eat jalapeño poppers and pay rent to Blackstone

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[RodeoProfessor @RodeoProfessor]

One of the reasons that the attempted public land sale last summer was so absurdly corrupt is because there were huge chunks of massively valuable public land parcels that would/could have been part of that sale (remember the criteria were never clarified in Lee’s own words, leaving foreign purchasers as fair game).

It no doubt would have included chunks of the Bridger Teton National Forest, where Jackson Hole Ski Resort operates under a special use permit on public Forest Service land. You can go spend time there today with your family, but somehow these high dollar sales for foreigners and Californians were supposedly a way for me to increase my liberty (?).

These homes they’re talking about in this article in Teton Village in the $20-50m range are usually private in holdings on USFS parcels or adjacent to the national forest, so they’re a good proxy for the true value of these parcels and their amenities that you can access today because they’re still public.

Anyways, that’s all to say that the reason they wanted to sell public land trough a back door budget process is exactly because these parcels are worth extraordinary amounts of money, and being the guy who decides what parcel to sell is really great for your donors, but not so great for those of us who have to live next to all the California billionaires who would have purchased all these parcels had we lost.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Does anyone even get what I’m saying? We are physical people constantly looking inside the internet but we are not physically in the internet we are still in real life. What happened to anything anymore. What happened to family. What happened to baked potatoes nobody even makes those anymore. I’m outrageously intoxicated. Human connection is gone. It’s just connection through an internet company that has a building somewhere. We are living through a server that’s overheating inside a closet somewhere in a commercial property in new Jersey outside NYC but the business is registered in Delaware so the paperwork easier to deal with. We are all gonna be dead. The internet is too much internet. Like and subscribe to our channel though.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter at all and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[Adam @TOSportsAdam]

What they think Russian NHL players do on their off days

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

False Flag Summer

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I'm currently monitoring every situation on the planet . Prettty bad

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

What if a good thing happened? That might be a fun change of pace

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

people lived in tightly bonded kinship groups for the first 300,000 years of human history and the Nuclear Family managed to do shit like this in like 70 years. it's actually impressive.

[kareem 🪴 🦧 @kareemisposting]

Really consider how evil and unfeeling you have to be to harass, illegally arrest, and then turn loose a blind man in buffalo in mid February, sentencing him to death. This is not the behavior of human beings. This is the behavior of animals

[Hand Banana @__hand_banana]

The year is 2026. Two federal agents named Ochoa and Gutierrez shoot a white Midwestern guy open-carrying. You'll never guess which political coalitions line up on each side.