Web🕸️Slinger

an engineer trapped in an artist's mind

[chloe @AcingDreams]

team iron man is the biggest red flag cuz what do you mean you trust the government

[𝐑𝐚𝐲𝐚 | ౨ৎ @rayraysx44]

you know we’re back when people are arguing team cap vs iron man again a decade later

[Volk @ladolcevolk]

MCU rewatch is simple just watch the Iron Man, Captain America, and Avengers movies. Doing the ACTUAL whole universe is insane.

[PK⨂ @CaptKrakoa]

Everyone talking about some “MCU Rewatch” before doomsday.

I ain’t doing allat. If I remember I remember

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

I watched Spider-Man: Brand New Day

[Reese Williams @MOFR25]

Y’all gotta stop holding onto that nostalgia and realize Tom Holland the GOAT of this spider man shit.

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[extended mix @djmusclemommy]

I hate LA bruh this lady just said "gratitude 🙏🏼" instead of thank you when I handed her her coffee

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Drouzy @Drouzyguy]

superhero fatigue fades away every single time a new spiderman comes out and i think thats amazing

[Slattdye @slattdye]

Folks who scared to go see films alone funny to me….like I’m not finna wait 5 days to go see spiderman wit u gang

[Web🕸️Slinger @slinggingwebs]

Didn't even chuckle

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

oh my god I just realized it’s called the odyssey because odd things happen at sea and he’s like… y?

[AJ (Teq Bardock EZA Not Soon) @AJs_not_here]

Just had my card decline at the store while buying a ramen pack and the guy told me "just take it"

[𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 @happiest_isles]

costco has adidas track suits for $30 and now my whole family looks like eastern european gangsters

[m🛸 @sourpatchgrapes]

I miss the World Cup

[sarah miller @sarahlovescali]

The woman who cuts my hair texted that she is switching salons and I replied wherever thou goeth I shall go, and where thou dwell so shall I and thy people shall be my people and she hearted it

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

This is my official petition to ban Atlanta from the United States