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A humble brag a day keeps the friends away.

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we can all agree the many, many variants of TSA lines have gotten out of hand right?

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soup. you're describing soup.

[j @meadandjuniper]

It’s weird there aren’t more savory drinks. Take broth for instance. There are so many broths I would absolutely drink straight out of a mug. So how come there’s no Starbucks for broths? Am I just weird?

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Everyone just stares at their phones in the waiting room now! Hope that helps.

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

I remember when every other doctor's or dentist's office had a massive fish tank. Beautiful diverse fish and tastefully decorated.

Now you never see them.

What happened?

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@repusnaketion Right Where you Left me.

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@RohunJauhar lol, i too was at GE out of college, and i recognize your name!

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@JayaGup10 context graph sure sounds a lot like the employee graph 👀 @Rippling positioned quite well.

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i just learned this week it’s chatGPT and not chatGBT. Not one of my friends or family corrected me for two full years??? how did this happen?

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They wrote a black mirror episode about this years ago.

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i don’t know how to explain it but i’m fairly confident that’s a nyc ues soul cycle instructor circa 2015.

[Theresa 🗽 @theresuh219]

The lady trying to give the ref her glasses after a foul on Fiebich 😂😂😂

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only partially true

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Confession: I thought there was some kind of technical definition of a "weed" like I thought you could show it to a plant expert and ask "is this a flower or a weed?" and they could tell you. But no, weed is just a slur for any plant you don't personally want around

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@everaishamore 1) Right Where You left Me. A song so subtly blurring the lines of heartbreak, trauma, and PTSD.

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everyone keeps posting memes about "recession indicators" like it's some phenomenon and it's like idk, there is an actual economic term for recession indicators and it's called a rise in "inferior goods".

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let’s lock kayne and britney in a room just to see what happens

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people are talking about how severence S2 is a love story, but it's really a story about how hard it is to erase life's deepest emotional pain, losing a child.

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you don't realize how far society has come until you look back at the top billboard songs from 2011.

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Yes. Meta isn’t in charge of containing the current outbreak of bird flu or rescuing your dad in cardiac arrest at yosemite. Hope that helps!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Meta laid off 3,600 people 5 days ago.

Not a single one is on CNN.

Do you get it now?

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in all seriousness, imagine a woman answering questions about serious matters with her child around her shoulders for seemingly no reason in the oval office. the double standard is chilling.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: You said an example of fraud that you have cited was $50 million of condoms was sent to Gaza but after a fact-check apparently it was Gaza in Mozambique meant to protect them against HIV. 

Musk: First of all, some of the things I say will be incorrect and should be corrected.

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I don't know how to prove it but these photos were taken with a digital camera from 2008

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they need New blush shades that are Right for their skin tones

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her commitment to that weird ass hamburgler hat says a lot about her character

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for how obsessed @elonmusk is with fertility rates and population collapse you’d think he’d want to prioritize childcare costs????