Nie ma!

Woman living her best life
bothersome 😉

[. ✨ @PassionFruit_x]

The comments under people’s TikToks are honestly the closest I’ve come to experiencing that kind of laughter again 😭😭

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

One thing about me, I'm going to survive the plot twist. I'm a plot twist veteran. A pivot princess. A reinvention queen. A bounce-back baddie. Change the plan, change the path, change the whole damn plot-fil figure it out.

[sumeiya omar @sumeiya_omar]

@will_Olwande Ka Tiffany I hope kana enjoy hii mystery, after 4 months we will demand a thesis on the effectiveness of the mystery 😭😭I deserve it

[Nie ma! @slink_l]

@nicstarrrrrr @XCouncillor Dm?

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

I should buy something nice with the savings I’ll have on new petrol prices. Like half a piece of gum.

[Mwarii @thatgeminibloom]

@mariahsudi My dad wouldn't entertain a " ata xx akonayo,ata kina xx hufanya abc" well I have no childhood friends and honestly even as an adult I have many acquitances few friends but I understand him totally now that I'm an adult

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

@MB_254 Arrive bloodied and beaten, but arrive first. 🙂‍↕️

[H*e says Cuervo @Nyamburah_]

Aje tena? Ucio akiri Duchess mugima wa Kimendeshire kanda ya soy sauce

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Fewer things scream murima coded than,
"Yangu usiwekee hizo ma spices "

[Nie ma! @slink_l]

Sijui pia mimi nifanye hivi
@njeru_ndwigah do the needful

[Wa Maingi 2K1H @Wamaingi2K1H]

Najua Ulipata Ujumbe But I Insist Unilipe Pesa Zangu . Thate K

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

Whatever Kilimani developers are constructing is no longer an Open-plan kitchen but an open air kitchen. They just throw a sink in the living room & call it a kitchen. Absolutely pathetic.

[The Butcher @inglorious_bat]

I do not have the bandwidth to "hold space" to discuss CCTV privacy violations when children have been literally murdered where they sleep. Good for you who can, but I cannot, and I have zero apologies to make for that

[Njokitheyapper 2.0 @thoughtnjoki]

Blankets ata mnitumie message kumi na saba sikuji hio funkie 😭😭😭

[Lioness aka Mama Afrika @Hirolla256]

These men don’t even peel food at their houses 😂😂😂

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Good morning from your Premier League champions 👋

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[Nie ma! @slink_l]

@kagushh you should see me😂😂😂

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

This MF has come to work in a suit & an arsenal shirt, I'm sick

[JESS? @Zuere]

And you all better buy those Joanna K cosmetics lip butters! She’s worked very hard on them!

[Moh @mumbimumbzW]

Vile kenyans hujituma inakuanga sad ukiona vile they keep being let down by this govt.