LeCheeks

get fly, eat pastries

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

Graduating means tweeting is my new homework

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

My biggest vice is free snacks at the documentary screening
#wrappercrinkleASMRsounds #demonhome

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

term for when u #fart in the elevator and leave right as someone else gets on

smellovator

toot it and boot it

fart and dart

trash and dash

Air Doordan shoe box

floating corporate gas chamber

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

I accidentally stimmed so hard while talking to my professor and he didn't even blink

#faaaahkit #stimtwins #nofilter #brita

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

I feel the most productive when I respond to texts on my macbook

@Apple #sponsorme

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

Otters cross their toes for good luck while they're belly up in the swamp.

Swapa smelly up in the potluck, boss the bros around for cost-efficient Creole sauce options.

Tree hole moss goblins lost in mission for a pound of uncrustables in a Mott's truck far from daughters.

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

name 3 toothpaste brands that don't have the letter c in it.

I bet my bottom molars u can't

#toothbased

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@capcutapp your logo looks like a anti-burger campaign

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my twitter drafts look like my Duolingo profile

they both stacked with gems

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

flying Spirit Airlines feels like chewing sediments

@SpiritAirlines #spirituallyscarred

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

all roads read back to rice

#diasporic

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

when ur boyfriends don’t browse like they used to before

#just #thinkingoutloud

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

listening to new Jill Scott album in 2026 feels like watching prime Mousa Dembélé in this current Tottenham team.

#rnb #morelike #relegationandblues #COYS

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

ate doro and siga wot at the Ethiopian spot and two showers later i still smell like it
#amishoweringhardenoughorwot

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I’ve thought about wiping with my iPhone more times than I’d like to admit
#bowelmotion #gripyophone

[LeCheeks @slinkmasterzo]

mane if I had a nickel for every Luciano Spalletti lookalike I’ve seen in Boston I could probably buy a Bob’s Italian sandwich or two
#JUVEvGS

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the recipe calls for one pork boolymon cube
@eldml

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i be in class counting the amount of bodily noises my peers make #takenotes

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Doechii with a great assvertisement

#Levis #sponsorme #superbowl

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yea I brought kewpie mayo to work what about it #sossboy #mayomen