jdog

vegetable rights and peace

[jdog @slinkytoast]

if u see me listening to lofi chill hop no u didnt

[jdog @slinkytoast]

got an electric shock on the escalator now whay if this is that spiderman thing. and I dont want to turn into an escalator

[jdog @slinkytoast]

had beetroot last night iykyk

[jdog @slinkytoast]

too impatient to wait for my kettle to fully boil. hurry up

[jdog @slinkytoast]

I want attention !!!!!! HELLO

[jdog @slinkytoast]

just been reminiscing about my full day of suicide training to my house mate, stood on a slug with my bare toes - in fact it went in between my toes - let out a blood curdling scream and then kicked it at the wall now my man is vertical and I am traumatised

[jdog @slinkytoast]

and i dont understand ants atm . how many dimensions of reality to they experience

[jdog @slinkytoast]

if earth was a black hole its radius would be 8.9mm

[jdog @slinkytoast]

I want to get a shower but I think my flat mate is breaking up with her bf

[jdog @slinkytoast]

@T0mvt0ketchup @Tesco yeah @tesco u should be ashamed u shouldnt have to interrogate ur own purchased hummus !!!!

[Gen @T0mvt0ketchup]

@Tesco don’t really understand how your hummus can be in date yet one dip of my carrot sticks and the hummus is fizzy!! Should I have to check the texture of these instead of the date before buying?

[jdog @slinkytoast]

omg yes u can totally have the skin off my back dont worry about it at all actually suits you better yeah no worries no bother

[jdog @slinkytoast]

I toasted a crumpet but then I changed my mind so I put it back in the packet I hope thats ok

[jdog @slinkytoast]

ew im so embarrassed I just let out a whimper in the gym

[jdog @slinkytoast]

they should invent a robot that can carry my bag

[jdog @slinkytoast]

they should invent the opposite of a microwave

[jdog @slinkytoast]

I love beetroots

[jdog @slinkytoast]

yeah i bet garfield loves lasagne

[jdog @slinkytoast]

why am I me when I could have been a carrot

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing