Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
“He was gay”
Don’t care
“Here’s a photo of him where he looks gay”
Don’t care
“He liked cocks”
Don’t fucking care
He was a fucking patriot and he killed countless enemies of Italian opera
Rest in peace Patriot