Tony Caputi

Paradise waits on the crest of a wave, her angels in flame …

[Tony Caputi @slipknot440]

@gardengirl125 Trump knows a guy. Fixes swimming pools. Dabbles in butchery. 🥩

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@dcherring “… product for ground beef … “.

Slaughterhouse scraps from Argentina? 🇦🇷

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@RachelBitecofer oof

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@SundaeDivine Boiled 🐇, coming right up!

Absolutely bonkers. 😝

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@NormOrnstein Uber creepy. 😱

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@SundaeDivine It’s the weave.

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@NotHoodlum It’s gonna be bush meat from Africa and ivermectin marinated roadkill raccoons missing a 🍆. 🦍 🥩 🦝

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@SundaeDivine A single drop of devotional blood next her signature would have been a nice touch. Oh, heck, sign it in blood.🩸

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@FrankLuntz Is that a whiff of socialism in the air? 🤧

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@NotHoodlum Could be a raccoon penis. 🦝 🍆

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@covie_93 *almost* disqualifying. ffs.

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@RadioFreeTom Remember, Trump declassifies with his mind.

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@covie_93 Bases are loaded and 🍊 Casey is at bat.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Natalie Harp - election denialist, former OAN anchor, and Trump obsessive - was the weirdest thing about Trump's 2024 campaign, and it's been the weirdest thing about his White House. Which is saying a lot.

The issue is not that Trump is sleeping with her (and Ossoff didn't say he was). The issue is that she is obsessively, bizarrely fixated on him. She wrote him strange, gushing letters: "I never want to bring you anything but joy. You are all that matters to me. I don't want to ever let you down." She follows him everywhere, carrying a mini-printer, giving her an inordinate influence over what pieces of paper he actually looks at.

In a White House full of sycophants, she is the uber-sycophant, and the fact that she's the kind of person Trump wants around him is a perfect expression of what's wrong with this presidency.

[Tony Caputi @slipknot440]

@OurShallowState Reminds me of my ex-wife.

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@SeanOhhhh 😳

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@covie_93 Narcissistic injury.

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@SundaeDivine Put an elf on that shelf. 🧝

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@VictorVicD @JesusChryslerII Love the B. 😆

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@ratethetroll @JesusChryslerII That’s not what it refers to. I was a Boy Scout.

Are you able to tie your shoes by yourself? I’d be so proud of you! Keep trying.