Slip McScruff

Defenseman for the SHL Baltimore Platoon. Drafted 13OA (long ago) but ranked first in our hearts of 13OA picks. #SHLHockey

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@KeziaMackenzie They should just give out TPE, I’m getting too old for this #shlhockey

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Glad we’re not the only bird based team with a losing record today #shlhockey

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I should buy training #shlhockey

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@ClapperDick I’m trying not to starve over here #shlhockey

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@krashwagen 🫡 #shlhockey

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oh heck it’s time to tweet about hockey #shlhockey

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@DogwoodNetwork 🙏🏼 #shlhockey

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Wait shit, I got paid, this works #shlhockey

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@MewtwoSHL 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻 #shlhockey

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Oh shit, forgot to tweet, need my cash #shlhockey

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Still no money, I’m probably screwing this up #shlhockey

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@thapizzasloth so true #shlhockey

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@narb_111 bet #shlhockey

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2 goal god mode season #SHLHockey

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@BuckKeithley 🫡🫡🫡 #shlhockey

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Hopefully I figure out how to get paid, tweeting is hard work #shlhockey

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@SvenSvech @KevenSHL You deserve it too #shlhockey

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Maybe this is the year I finally get injured #shlhockey #BonesOfSteel

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@thapizzasloth I feel this #shlhockey

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Need to stem the bleeding from my bank account #shlhockey