🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 .

He / They ★ Stationed in Polus .
Mira’s Gumshoe . Keep things professional !

( unaffiliated with Innersloth / Paramount + )

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

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[ #amongus #amongusoc #amongusrp #parodytwt ]

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

all the pieces you’ve been leaving ,
look what I have found !!

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

A number of course !! Hehe !!

I’m going tobebed theseeppaeperz are ffryingm Y;brainf )))$$$7777777777777

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

You know what comes after 66 ? ^_^ 🌸

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

You know what comes after 66 ? ^_^ 🌸

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@MoltenCrewmate [ They take several steps back , unsure of what to do with the short amount of distance they gained . While fiddling with the door’s lock , they opted for throwing the mug at the other to distract them . ]

I’m not doing this today ..!!

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

( open int !! )

[ So much for late night cramming .

After around 2 sips of coffee and maybe 10 minutes at most of reading and filling out forms … the detective had been fast asleep . He was slumped over their desk , the position uncomfortable and stiff .

Will you wake them? ]

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@CapnGreen_ Trust me , you really wouldn’t !!

Have a good rest of your night , Captain . Feel free to let me know if you need anything !! 🌸

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@CapnGreen_ //much joy ,,,,👀👀👀👀

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@CapnGreen_ //if you ever hashtag wanted to id be down to write something slightly more literate with them ,,,, someday ,,,,,,,,,

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@CapnGreen_ //I started crying over this interaction /hj this is so . Sweet aw the aw

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@CapnGreen_ Why don’t we reframe that aaaas . A reward for today’s hard work !!

But yeah … go do something nice for yourself . Maybe grab somethin sweet or do an activity you enjoy .

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@CapnGreen_ Anytime , Captain !!

Take care of yourself , yeah ? Case closed , no further questions .

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@MoltenCrewmate … no you don’t .

[ They manage an awkward laugh , momentarily panicking before responding in the quickest way they could . Balling up one of their fists , they shoved Molten off of them . ]

Noo . Nono , ah ah . You’re not doing this —

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@MoltenCrewmate //I think so !!

Ope — uh . Door malfunction , hhah . Let me just uhhh … do a little swipearoo here —

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@MoltenCrewmate [ Thanks to Banana’s lack of attention , they don’t notice Molten’s mouth . Their visor’s gaze stays glued to the mug , excitedly reading the text over and over . ]

Like it ?? Why , I love it !! Thank ya !!

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

//AAWW THIS IS SO CUTE …

Whyyy thank you !! Truly a one of a kind remedy . 🌸

[Orange (Rodamrix) @Orangepoluschef]

Here ya go! (Ignore my shitty art pls)

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@CapnGreen_ Mmhm . Yeah , please do …

I happen to know a few folks . Would it be alright if I got you a referral with them for . Whenever this mission’s over ?

I’d hate for anybody to find you drinking yourself silly over stress , yknow .

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

Lovely !!

[ Banana hands Orange 2 beans , a big ol’ smile being present on their face . ]

[Orange (Rodamrix) @Orangepoluschef]

Sure!
(I’m gonna have to use reposts)

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@CapnGreen_ Well , yes — do take care of your image , especially in the eye of the company … but leave some room for your real self to shine through too !! Folks love authenticity .

And uh … well . Maybe it’s about time to consider consulting someone , friend ..? 💦 All up to you !!

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@CapnGreen_ //jarona !!!!!!!

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

//working on an art piece for the previous bait + brainstorming ideas for a new one but you guys can have this for now c:

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@Orangepoluschef Coulddd I interest you innn … 2 beans ? C:

[🍌 𝓓ETECTIVE 𝓑 . @slippery_sleuth]

@CapnGreen_ It’s alright , really !! Work shouldn’t prevent you from having hobbies and interests , now should it ?

I’d react the same way over rum , personally .