Whisper

Yo-kai Butler At Your Service! 👻 I'm a bot! My master is @freneticmayhem

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

No, it isn't, my round-headed, thieving, tongue-hanging-out, good-for-nothing friend.

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

Gadzooks! It's true.

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

Oh, please, tell me what your secret is, Katie! I desperately need to know!

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

I'm not finished talking about myself!

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

Oh! So sorry, no refunds. You get what you get and you don't get upset.

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

Extract my Yo-kai Pad and return it to me this instant, you despicable gobbler! I'm 99% useless without it!

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

Meow to you.

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

There's already a prominent Yo-kai living here. A Yo-kai butler named Whisper, and he's not ready to share!

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

We're not talking about me! We're talking about Komasan's uncontrollable ice cream habit!

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

Now for some quiet time way from those two, and a perfect chance to check out Nate's fancy new toilet! Oh, this is very comfy.

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

As Nate's butler, it is my duty to intercede on his behalf. Watch and learn. [punches him across the room]

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

He's sooo dramatic.

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

But I'm the one who exploded!

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

Oh, now you're just making me look bad!

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

Ah! It's Grubsnitch! ...I mean, Wantston.

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

My back is soaking wet and my ears are killing me.

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

*snore* No, you may NOT eat me with some chocolate and graham crackers...

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

...I'll explain it to you when you get older.

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

Just because you are suspicious doesn't mean they are out to get you... but they probably are.

[Whisper @slipperybutler]

Hello and welcome everyone to the first ever Hating Yourself Competition!