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you are born and hence you may shitpost

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"The mere possibility of getting what we want fills the soul of the ordinary person with guilt. Each man kills the thing he loves."
-Oscar Wilde

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@amulcares @AvenueDmart

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Dear @Amul_Coop, explain this. Your A2 Buffalo Milk (Batch BN.UF05BE 1628) refused to curdle despite lots of vinegar + lemon while making paneer.
Never experienced this before. Please investigate. @FSSAIIndia @Tukaram_IndIAS Photos attached.

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"boundaries and standards only work if you can enforce consequences"👏

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my favourite kind of shots are these window peeps

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its easy to make someone cry. just put a bunch of baby animal videos on a waving flag soundtrack

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when google moved on from skeumorphism to minimalism / flat design, we thought ok, we could get used to this.
when they unified all their logos in their corporate brand colours, we thought this was the end.
now they are moving towards a new softer design and we must move on again

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

are you freaking kidding me?!! I love how whimsical her home is 😭

[khatta @whynotanant]

everything worthwhile in life, is earned by the drop and lost by the bucket.

[Nathie @NathieVR]

This guy created a VR experience that literally lets you tear down reality.

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

ekrana çıkan kedileri gerçek sanıp pati atması BAYILDIM

[효진 @xomaxooo]

아 재능통온다 헤일메리 스케치도 대박이고 스파이더웹도 대박이고 걍 아이디어 다 대박임

[ka ღ @kafklore]

gente comprei uma presilha que promete espantar os insetos, volto depois pra dizer se funcionou

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@duolingo whatever this is, it's pathetic. the last thing I want to see when I wake up in the morning is this little shit looking all depressed on my screen. one word. STOP.

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been thinking about this for a while. wrote it today.
https://t.co/01wxR1NpLn

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an elephant in the room? in this economy?

[Sick @sickdotdev]

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

[Aditya Shrivastava @aditshri_]

“we got gta bangalore before…”

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un tipo armo una app para dejar de estar todo el dia en internet

Cada cierto tiempo te aparece un gato gordo y te tapa toda la pantalla para que no puedas ver nada kjj

[खुरपेंची ढांचे @Khurpenchinfra]

40°C outside, no AC still cooler inside.

Meanwhile, our cities can’t even build basic shade.

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@Ozacle23 Sounds nice, interested