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@ignvrvnce @CinemaTweets1 This is why tiers exist. Why bother comparing? They're both at the top of the top tier of television series.

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

I slept on it. I had to do it.

The New York Knicks title deserves an asterisk.

They join my definitive short list of NBA championships with an asterisk: https://t.co/RVVvIwVCdB

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Portuguese players trying to get Ronaldo a hat-trick tomorrow

[slippymcnut @slippymcnut]

@growing_daniel No they're engagement farming

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Spurs led game 1 by 14 points

Spurs led game 2 by 12 points

Spurs led game 3 by 12 points

Spurs led game 4 by 29 points

Spurs led game 5 by 16 points

[slippymcnut @slippymcnut]

@30problemz @TheHoopCentral @BenGolliver Good bait, got the reference

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@Broncos4six @StickToTheModel Not a hot take

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@SpurriersBurna @AdamSchefter That's a dumb reason to think it's rigged. You have so many better reasons to pick from.

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

NBA is the only league in the world where fans tax top players who play in meaningful games and elevate those the further removed they are from their last appearance.

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@Proth2022 @NickStillHere Beat case scenario he breaks the record. Most likely scenario is probably what you said

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@Fonzorellie86 @imr__01 Carter deserves it more than burns

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@GfedGoCrazy Right back to twitter to post about it

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@kirkdonkadonk @yeetorbeyeetd23 @juliush34 @ArifHasanNFL I'm crying man this is great

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@GreyLadiesNYC @NYDailyNews No one can speak on the streets with credibility like you can

[bbg (ybbg don) (nba champion) @BigBlueGoonie]

BBG draft grades graphic

[NFC North News @NFCNorthNewss]

🚨🚨BREAKING: Cleveland TRIED to trade Myles Garret to Chicago but their call was NOT answered.

The #Browns attempted to call Ryan Poles to see if the #Bears had any last minute offers for Myles Garret but the call was NEVER answered.

Poles was reportedly in a “Brutal Food Coma” after consuming SEVEN Arby’s Beef and Cheddar sandwiches on a dare by staff members and MISSED Andrew Berry’s call.

The #Rams ended up completing their trade for Garret before Poles could even call Cleveland back.

It is very possible that Myles Garret would’ve been a Chicago Bear HAD Poles answered his phone.

WOW. 😳😳😳

[slippymcnut @slippymcnut]

@KutterIsKing The worst account you know just tweeted "The worst account you know just tweeted 'explain this in baseball terms'"

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

@trippiehate Snuck in Puka

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

I texted Aaron Donald about coming out of retirement and playing for the Rams, alongside Myles Garrett:

“I’m for sure flirting with the idea. Helluva an opportunity with the Super Bowl in SoFi this year. If I can find the fire, it’s a possibility.”