Hutch Bedford

if you're not on the click, you're on the dick

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

@bobbystompy we're all trying to figure out who did this

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Tauruses yo

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

Also, wine night vine night

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

Can we talk about how bad homerun inn pizza is?

[koush @koush]

Congressional salaries have matched inflation the past 40 years to arrive at today’s 174k.
The recurring fight over min wage could be ended with an automatic inflation adjustment provision.
Congress obviously understands the issue when it comes to their own salaries.

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

@bobbystompy they make an excellent point

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

@bobbystompy + boyd all-star

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

trump wants to start a civil war because he knows the only way he'll get a statue of himself that america will never take down is if he loses one

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

Just listened to @Alanis new single, her voice is still incredible

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

It's 2020, how are people still unprepared for security at the airport?

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

Tfw you pee, burp and fart in quick succession #relieved

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

"I used to think Google maps moved me,,,but now I move Google maps" @ybsc

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

Just hanging out in Tokyo, timing how long people spend in the bathroom

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

"once you're as woke as I am you learn to feel bad all the time"

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

It's not a white wedding until Sweet Caroline plays. #officiallyawhitewedding

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

I hate dogs but are huskies pretty cool?

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

Tfw your friends are all on the dance floor and just having fuuuuuunnnn

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

Me: please just one more wish

Genie: no, I said 3

Me: please

Genie: no

Me: [holding my new Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello action figures] Genie please

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

@bobbystompy @UPROXXTV dying

[Hutch Bedford @slippysoup]

Do not talk to me like I'm some bastard that doesn't enjoy a good sunset #winniethebish