thanks a lot, rachel

if you know me IRL, keep ur mouth shut

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🎉🎉 happy one year to me! 🎉🎉

365 days without alcohol, & i also haven’t embarrassed myself in a year (not even once)

what i have done is lost 20+ lbs, started a side business, actively worked on my mental health & learned a ton of new creative skills

it’s pretty cool 😎

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@Ageswin @EBlackwell6280 @prinkasusa even just being a teenager at some point in her life should’ve been enough here lmao

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@EBlackwell6280 @prinkasusa I’m sorry, haven’t you been a teenager at some point??? They’re absolutely terrifying

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just saw a girl promote her business which is tattooing and blinging out Labubus… like who tf in this economy is paying someone to draw on their doll?! what is happening

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Haven’t been on Twitter in ages (sorry I’m always calling it that!) but just popping in to say I have been sobbing for 2 days over Camp Mystic. I grew up going to a camp that’s so special to so many people. I can’t imagine the fear the kids & counselors had. Praying for all 🙏🏻

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met with a client to go over decor. after choosing & adding it all up the husband says “ok so what’s the best price you can do this for”… my brother it is right there on the page. do you go to the grocery store & ask if they can lower the price of the milk? no? …same thing.

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I just ate 3 packages of tastykakes in 5 mins and I should definitely feel worse about it

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@vazserox @CJose_Azul That’s not a helpful comment lol, but it’s summer. Not sure where she lives but when I got engaged it was over 100° & my ring JUST fit. But in regular weather it fits great & in winter I even need to use something to make it tighter.

But she def knows if her own ring fits…

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

I’m sorry but I do not support all women, some of you bitches are very dumb!

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got this for my parents first grandparents day and in retrospect it makes zero sense ? like you are probably more likely to become a grandparent sooner if you are a shitty and negligent parent 😂

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Mufasa was soooo good except for the insanely weird “Bye Bye” song in the middle… what was that fr 🙄

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@HeadphoneYogi @FCashflow69 @Brandon67971917 @SN1onX Kids definitely have short legs, she wasn’t wrong 😂

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@miyahjase @BLRMKRS @SN1onX ???? why do people just think every woman is trans now unless they fit one very specific body type that only like 10% of women have?!? they see a straight collarbone or narrow hips & scream trans… it’s insanity. how did people get so brainwashed, en masse, so quickly ?!

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@FCashflow69 @Brandon67971917 @SN1onX She has a long torso and she also has short legs lol - both can be true. That’s why it gives a stockier look. If her legs were in proportion she’d be much taller. I have a short torso but long legs - I look super lanky, so the opposite lol.

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@HeadphoneYogi @FCashflow69 @Brandon67971917 @SN1onX No, she really does have a long torso. If her legs were in proportion to it, she’d be at least 2-3 inches taller

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@taco_lord94 @Joexor @orangeflute @bophiecat It’s easy to say that from a regular perspective. In the movie, he is alone a full year. Eats the same boring food every day. Has no one to talk to. Is going crazy. Not thinking rationally. Tempted every day seeing all the sleeping around him. It wasn’t right, but it makes sense.

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@mondayaddams_ @tinacockaina Damnnnn his season of love island was 8 years ago!!?! I feel old :(

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@Mohamed43146908 @JeannaHoch This is true. One of my exes (prob 6’2) said to me while spooning “I love how big you are” and I was like EXCUSE ME?! (I’m a siz 2) and he said “no!!! I meant tall!! the last two girls I dated were short and this feels so much nicer - like we fit together” which made sense

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@laylaforroses @prettycritical I promise you they do. I am 5’9 and 130 lbs and a size 2. These women are thin, but much more toned. If they are that tall, they may be in the 120s, but that is absolute lowest. They are fit and have muscle tone. They would look skeletal.

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@JeannaHoch If it’s the lift from Dirty Dancing, I’ll give you that. It doesn’t work with someone shorter than you. But that’s far from a sex move lmaoooo

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@JeannaHoch Why are you unable to articulate this position